Big Bother

Dave-T · Post by **Dave-T** » Mon Jul 08, 2002 12:59 pm

Can I be an intruder?

I want to join the party...

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Mon Jul 08, 2002 1:03 pm

Derek reappears in Sara's flowery little number.

Derek looks a little depressed, but the other members says it suits him.

Robbie.

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Mon Jul 08, 2002 1:06 pm

There's a knock on Big Brother's door.

"Intruder Alert, Intruder Alert!"

Big Brother members all look out the window.

Trung can be seen being hauled off in a straight jacket by Big Brother heavies.

Robbie.

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Mon Jul 08, 2002 1:10 pm

Derek asks Big Brother how he's going to be taken seriously wearing Sara's flowery dress?

Big Brother informs Derek that if he steps out to work in that dress, he might just be taken, seriously!

Big Brother also informs Derek he will be treated as seriously as any other day at his work.

Robbie.

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Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Mon Jul 08, 2002 2:01 pm

Right, now I really must be going before Derek (aka CC God Senior) gets back from work a sees what I've written

Robbie.

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Sara · Post by **Sara** » Mon Jul 08, 2002 6:31 pm

Sara is interested to see the flowery dress, I don't do dresses.

CB · Post by CB » Mon Jul 08, 2002 6:37 pm

[N] IT'S DAY 4 IN THE BIG BOTHER GARAGE AND THE HOUSEMATES ARE ALL GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER WELL BY NOW. THERE HAVE BEEN A FEW MINOR ARGUMENTS AND A RATHER UNPLEASANT RACIST INCIDENT BETWEEN DEREK AND ROBBIE. BIG BOTHER HAS CALLED DEREK INTO THE DIARY ROOM FOR HIS ANTI-ENGLISH VIEWS AND GIVEN HIM A STRIKE. EARLIER TODAY THE HOUSEMATES WERE LOCKED IN THE BEDROOMS BY BIG BOTHER AFTER REPORTS OF AN INTRUDER. A YOUNG AUSTRALIAN NAMED TRUNG WHO HAS BEEN TRYING TO BREAK INTO THE BIG BOTHER GARAGE EVERY DAY THIS WEEK HAS FINALLY MANAGED TO GET INSIDE. BIG BOTHER DECIDES HE CAN STAY AND KICKS ROB OUT TO MAKE ROOM. THE HOUSEMATES DON'T MIND BECAUSE ROB JUST SAT IN THE CORNER DOING CROSSWORDS ALL DAY ANYWAY. SO ONCE AGAIN THE AUSTRALIAN FLAG IS BEING FLOWN PROUDLY AFTER FROSTYS UNTIMELY EXIT TO THE NEAREST BOOZER. THE NEW GIRLS SARA AND RACHEL ARE GETTING ON WITH THE GROUP WELL AND ROBBIE ADMITS TO LYNDON HE'S QUITE SMITTEN WITH RACHEL. AND SARA. AND PAULINE.AND JULIA. LYNDON HUMOURS HIM AND TELLS HIM HE'S IN WITH ALL OF THEM. EVICTION DAY IS LOOMING LARGE (TUES 09) AND THE HOUSEMATES ARE WONDERING WHO IT COULD BE FOR THE CHOP. THIS DISCUSSION HAS BEEN GOING ON ALL AFTERNOON
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Lyndon: Well it'd better not be me or I'll just shut this website down - then you'd all be screwed...
Julia: I reckon it'll be me - especially as Big Bother has discovered I'm a low-life cheat.
Willie: :rolleyes:
Pauline: WILLIE FOR GODS SAKE SAY SOMETHING. YOU'RE DOING MY HEAD IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Willie:

Sara: If only they could see what i look like i'd be kept in. Just wait to the weather improves and i'll be out polishing my bumpers in nowt but a g-string!
Willie:

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[N] BIG BOTHER SETS THE GROUP A DISCUSSION TASK. "DISCUSS THE VARIOUS PROS AND CONS BETWEEN THE 1.6 AND 2.0SE PEUGEOT 206CC. THIS QUICKLY DISSOLVES INTO A FREE FOR ALL FIST FIGHT.....
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Post by **Lyndon** » Mon Jul 08, 2002 6:58 pm

So Funnnnnniiiiiiiiiieeeee

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Mon Jul 08, 2002 6:59 pm

Robbie emerges from the pack with 2 black eyes - sara colour coded them.

Sara was seen getting her own back - cos she doesn't do dresses - and nor does Derek.

Robbie goes to find Derek's steaks in the fridge and wears them on his eyes. He returns them later, a little more salty than before, but no one suspects they're gone.

Robbie.

Pauline · Post by **Pauline** » Mon Jul 08, 2002 7:12 pm

{Pauline's in the diary room}

Oh no, who's nicked all the milk and cheese??

Oh sorry, this isn't the dairy room is it?

Pauline · Post by **Pauline** » Mon Jul 08, 2002 7:14 pm

Trung, stop eating all my pies. You'll go gummy.

Pauline · Post by **Pauline** » Mon Jul 08, 2002 7:17 pm

Robbie, you're in late.

{Robbie makes a dash for Lyndon's CC, unzipping his flies as he goes}

NOOOOOOOOooooooooo! I said YOU'RE IN LATE not URINATE

Derek · Post by **Derek** » Mon Jul 08, 2002 7:35 pm

Derek goes into the diary room ......

He wants to highlight Robbie's inside knowledge as he knew Derek was at work today when he made these undeserved remarks and also last week when he tried to get him booted out.

Not that I am complaining or anything

He also recommends that Robbie get's evicted and taken away in a white van marked "nutter"

Rachel. · Post by **Rachel.** » Mon Jul 08, 2002 7:37 pm

I vote for Robbie to leave for his lack of understanding at Derek's transvestite urges!

Derek · Post by **Derek** » Mon Jul 08, 2002 7:39 pm

hey, am i missing something here ?