Big Bother

Matt · Post by **Matt** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 3:43 am

So Robbie,.... Are you able to explain why there are only some of the chickens surviving, and those that are love you enough to miss you when you're gone and award you a medal for "services" rendered?

I'll just have to watch the "Uncut" episodes. On second thought maybe I should give it a miss....

Sara · Post by **Sara** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 5:31 am

I think the housemates need more to keep them occupied, there all going mad!!
Does our garden have a wire roof too or are we all becoming chickens
Sara

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 11:53 am

On 2002-07-10 02:43, Matt wrote:
So Robbie,.... Are you able to explain why there are only some of the chickens surviving, and those that are love you enough to miss you when you're gone and award you a medal for "services" rendered?

I'll just have to watch the "Uncut" episodes. On second thought maybe I should give it a miss....

Big Bother chickens are outraged and horrified that there could be any doubt, they awarded the chicken cross to Paul_y3k for his services to chickens.

There's rumour of mass chicken graves in the chicken house with empty boxes of sage stuffing nearby. Robbie has been indicted on numerous charges to be brought before the International Chicken Crimes Court of Justice.

Robbie evades chicken justice by returning to Big Bother house, where there is no extradition treaty.

Robbie wakes up this morning and realises he's been sleepig in the wrong bed. Though he's harmless, (apparently) he recognises the fact that the occupant of the bed might not appreciate the fact, and he tiptoes out of the girlies bedroom and closes the door without a sound, except the odd soft cluck.

Robbie.

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 2:58 pm

Now Robs out of the picture, Robbies decided to make a little money

an set up a dating service within Big Bother.

He pairs up some likely candidates:

Pauline - Trung
Willies - Willie
Julia - CC multiplex
Derek - Chickens
Robbie - The Computer
Lyndon - Internet Weekley Magazine
Sara - Her Pug + Jeans an T-Shirts

Robbies not sure how much he'll rake in for this venture, but he's hoping all matches end with a cilla hat.

Robbie

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Dave-T · Post by **Dave-T** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 3:30 pm

Robbie,
I'm with Pauline, hmmmm .. OK THEN..
I'm up for the challenge..

Comeon Pauline, let spicy up the late night Big Boother edition..

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 4:10 pm

Robbie's most encouraged by early signals from the first couple,though he's not sure what strain factor this may place on the Big Bother beds.

He smuggles a message out to Rob via carrier pidgeon, asking him to quote the best discount for a bulk order of Cilla Hats.

Robbie.

Derek · Post by **Derek** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 4:32 pm

chickens ???????

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 4:42 pm

Julia is concerned so goes into see Big Bother.
"Hi Big Bother"
"Hi Julia"
"I just want to check we don't have to play the game that the proper big brother housemates played where Jade stripped down to her birthday suit"
"Big Bother will get back to you"
"Thanks"
"Julia, how do you think the housemates are bonding?"
"I think Robbie has an obsession with the chickens and as for me and this muliplexing I don't think the housemates can work either of us out!"
"Thank you Julia and enjoy the rest of the day"
"Oh can we have some more chocolate please. I polished off the 2kg bar you left us yesterday"
"Big bother will get back to you.

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 4:50 pm

On 2002-07-10 15:32, Derek wrote:
chickens ???????

Don't worry Derek, I've sorted you out a couple of good layers

PS. Don't forget your straw

Robbie

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CB · Post by CB » Wed Jul 10, 2002 5:23 pm

[N] BIG BOTHER CALLS ALL HOUSEMATES TOGETHER TO DISCUSS THE RECENT ANTICS. ROBBIE IS ESPECIALLY SINGLED OUT FOR A STERN TELLING OFF, AND IS AWARDED A STRIKE. THE REMAINING CHICKENS HAVE BEEN REMOVED AND ARE NOW UNDER THE GUIDANCE OF A PROFESSIONAL CHICKEN THERAPIST. BIG BOTHER INFORMS THE HOUSEMATES THAT UNLESS THEIR BEHAVIOUR IMPROVES THEIR WILL BE AN ON-THE-SPOT EVICTION RULE COMING INTO EFFECT. ROBBIE AND DEREK GLANCE NERVOUSLY ACROSS AT EACH OTHER.

CB · Post by CB » Wed Jul 10, 2002 5:43 pm

BIG BOTHER HOUSEMATES, THIS IS GREG. YOU ARE LIVE ON http://www.peugeot206cc.co.uk . UNBEKNOWN TO YOU THE PUBLIC HAVE BEEN VOTING ALL WEEK AND TONIGHT, TWO OF YOU WILL BE LEAVING THE BIG BOTHER GARAGE. YOU HAVE 1 HOUR TO PACK YOUR BELONGINGS. THE TWO PEOPLE LEAVING ARE........
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Julia: I bet it's me...
Speedboy: Only i am saying it is not the one is it tonight now?
Willie: :sad:

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RACHEL AND WILLIE. GOODBYE.

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Willie:

Rachel: I don't believe it....and i was having such a geat time. Was it because Robbie sneaked under the covers with me last night? I bet all those pre-pubescent schoolgirls who vote for this kind of crap have got it in for me because they fancy Robbie............
Willie:

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NEXT EVICTION SATURDAY. GET VOTING. REMAINING CONTESTANTS ARE:

LYNDON, ROBBIE, JULIA, SPEEDBOY, DEREK, PAULINE, SARA AND TRUNG.

*BIG BOTHER*
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Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 6:03 pm

Robbie apologises profusely to Rachel. When he saw her pulling down her windstop the other day in the Big Bother Garage, he hadn't realised Rachel was only cleaning it.

Robbie hears Derek's back from work and he's starved.

Robbie tries to cheer Derek up, he serves up "Chicken Tonight".

Derek - "Robbie thats delicious but where did you get the chicken?"

Robbie - "

"

Robbie.

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willie · Post by **willie** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 8:29 pm

Is it just because im going on holidays tonite

CB · Post by CB » Wed Jul 10, 2002 8:32 pm

As if BB would be that shallow

Yes.

Pauline · Post by **Pauline** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 8:43 pm

{Pauline's in the dairy room, milking the cows}

Pauline: Hello Big Mother. Nice calves.

Big Mother: Mooooooo

Pauline: It was very nice of Rob to smuggle you back from Jersey for us. Shame the potatoes were confiscated. I fancied a change from chicken tonight and roast beef and roast potatoes wouldn't have gone amiss.

Big Mother: Mooooooo

Pauline: Well, Trung was talking in his sleep again this afternoon. I think I'm softerning towards him. I thought he was bit of a tooth fairy, what with wearing suspenders and a bra. But... just lately he's been swapping my pies for Fruit & Nut. I think he's just trying to curry favour with the girlies.

Big Mother: Moooooooooooooo

Pauline: Chocs away

Big Mother: Pull the udder one