well i suppose that I should be the one to break it to everyone ... as Erm was passing through customes this evening he was asked to step to one side and to open his luggage. After ysing a small forklift to lift luggage onto the table (which then collapsed) and opening his case, Erm was found to be in possesion of large quantity of 'posts' and silver cc spinning logos. Apparently he was trying to smuggle them into portugal so that they could be sold and he fund his annoying habit of supprting spurs.
Erm was last seen being taken to the special search room, closly follwed by 4 men carrying marigolds ( with the extra dimples for grip).
Erm I miss ya already
Angry Paul !
http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/angry.htm
*Sky news breaking news*
Police in Heathrow issued a statement at 9:30am today regarding the notorious post smuggler known as 'Erm'. During questioning Erm was able to slip his bonds and escape over the wall into an awaiting CC driven by an unidentified female accomplice. Police are not realising many details as yet but have confirmed that the colour of the CC was Aegean Blue and that several chocolate bar wrappers were found at the scene.
Police confirm that airports and ports are now being watched in case an attempt is made to leave the country. They also take the opportunity to warn the public and if see Erm they should NOT approach him and instead contact their local police station.
Further details to follow
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Angry Paul !
http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/angry.htm
sky new update
Erm spotted at Severn bridge crossing into Wales. It is suspected the Erm is trying to get in contact with his reecntly found partner, Baaabara who has also been found to have gone into hiding. Whether she is hiding from erm or with him is open to debate.
Again Police warn that he should not be approched and that they confirm they are setting up a trap for him. The trap will consist of a box propped up with a stick and a mcflurry placed beneath it. When Erm goes for the flurry the stick shall be removed and he will be caught.
Angry Paul !
http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/angry.htm
Sky news update
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Increasing concenred police have just revealed they are no closer to catching Erm. When asked about the flurry trap an officer went red faced and was heard to mumble ' we didn't know Greg was in the country' Apparently Gregs was grasing queitly in the carpark at mcdonalds and saw the trap. Police have assured Greg that they are very sorry but have detained him due to investigations into severl mysterise mcflurry thefts in Germany. His details are currently being forwarded to Interpol.
Angry Paul !
http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/angry.htm
