Erm......"MIA"

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Mon Sep 09, 2002 7:07 pm

Erm doesnt like Mcflurrys so the trap won't work!
A picture of Shakira will work though!

rob · Post by **rob** » Mon Sep 09, 2002 7:13 pm

you dont look like Shakira do you Jo????

jo · Post by jo » Mon Sep 09, 2002 7:57 pm

Nope don't look like Shakira unfortunately! I wish I did tho!!!

And I also wish that I was in Portugal with or without ermy wormy instead of being in Stoke! It's great being off work but not when every1 else you know is at work!! :sad: :sad:

Jo

paul_y3k · Post by **paul_y3k** » Mon Sep 09, 2002 9:08 pm

Sky News Round up
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Day one of the search for Erm is drawing to a close and the Police admit they are no nearer capturing Erm. The evidence so far points to an accomplise but who that person is it is not known it is now thought that the chocolate wrappers were a red herring. Investigation into that area has biught to light several conversation between Erm and someone else in which he was called by an alias of wormy. Police are baffeld as to who this can be.
Erm has been seen heading to Wales and at first it ws thought he was looking to meet up with his harem of girls there, however this lead ran dry when it was discovered that Chief Superintendent Lyndon has actually ate Baabara at the local police lamb chop night.
So tonight as the day draws to an end and the terrifed public lock there doors and hold the breath we at Sky are asking where is Erm .. is he still in wales or has he managed to get back to shelter in his hood in peckham ? Who knows ... (who knows what other rubbish i can come up with tomorrow)

paul_y3k · Post by **paul_y3k** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 11:04 am

Sky News Daily Roundup

Where is ERM ? Police today have issued a statement confirming that they
still have not managed to catch the infamous post smuggler Erm. Sources reveal
that leads are drying up and the Police are baffled as to his whereabouts.
However in an official Police statement issued at 9.00am this morning the Police
confirmed that they have had a second positive lead. A anonymous source has indicated Erm
has been spotted buying unspecified products from the back of a Ford 'Reliant' Puma, which has been described
as more rust than paint - sources also reveal this to be the only Ford Puma to only have three wheels.

Police approached the owner of the vehicle, but he saw them coming and left the scene in a cloud of smoke. Currently Police
are trying to locate the vehicle and they believe it to be located in Peckham. Again Police appeal to the public to not approach Erm as he believed to be dangerously unstable due to a distinct lack of posts.

Paul-T · Post by **Paul-T** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 11:26 am

jo · Post by jo » Tue Sep 10, 2002 11:28 am

!!!!!

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Matt · Post by **Matt** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 1:20 pm

Keep em coming!!!

willie · Post by **willie** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 2:01 pm

CB · Post by CB » Tue Sep 10, 2002 4:48 pm

Nice one Paul

paul_y3k · Post by **paul_y3k** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 5:40 pm

get back in your box you ....

Ben302 · Post by **Ben302** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 10:54 pm

P.P.P.S WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGE I SAY WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE!!!!!!!!!

a***nal 2 Man City 1

Oh A R S E N E Wenger's magic.....

paul_y3k · Post by **paul_y3k** » Wed Sep 11, 2002 1:47 pm

Sky Breaking News.
Police have juse confirmed that Erm has been spottered entering Heathrow airport carrying a straw donkey, comedy sombreo and bottle of retsina.
It apperas that Erm was able to leave the country before all airport blocks were in place and disapear to Portugal where he was able to sel on the 'post's to the black market.
Due to the fact that he entered the country with no illegal items (although the donkey came close) Police have been powerless to arrest him and he is free and at large.
Police do warn that he is still very dangerouse and should never be approched or poked with sharp sticks.

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Erm · Post by **Erm** » Thu Sep 12, 2002 10:03 pm

hardy har har..........

i can see u did miss me.......u went insane without me

Portugal was brilliant and i am not post dependant

i proved it

willie · Post by **willie** » Thu Sep 12, 2002 10:06 pm

are ya sure it was a donkey not a sheep