Mallet's Mallet!

Jussi · Post by **Jussi** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 3:25 pm

blowfly

CB · Post by CB » Fri Apr 25, 2003 3:47 pm

blowjob (Jussi - don't turn into Duncan! Please!)

symisun · Post by **symisun** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 3:57 pm

swallow

(and no I am not explaining or justifying!)

CB · Post by CB » Fri Apr 25, 2003 4:01 pm

Pigeon

MattB · Post by **MattB** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 4:15 pm

street

(ooohhh what a great kids prog tat was!!)

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 4:16 pm

Ka

(EEwwwwww nasty cars)

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 4:46 pm

Nissan

(Funny story.... Someone at my work (BIG BOSS) has the brand new Mercedes 55AMG or something. Anyway someone went into the back of him and what courtesy car does he get..... a 1.0 nissan micra!!!
HOW FUNNY

)

Jussi · Post by **Jussi** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 5:51 pm

skyline

Duncan · Post by **Duncan** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 5:55 pm

skylark

Jussi · Post by **Jussi** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 6:03 pm

Buick
(Brother has a buick GS400

)

Ben302 · Post by **Ben302** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 6:25 pm

Bentley

symisun · Post by **symisun** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 7:41 pm

daimler

RTF · Post by **RTF** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 11:32 pm

jaguar

Duncan · Post by **Duncan** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 12:44 am

powers

(as in Austin.... as in Shaguar)

CB · Post by CB » Sat Apr 26, 2003 2:56 am

Magic

(Superman had special powers that were given him, Superman was played by the actor Christopher Reeve, who fell off a horse and ended up in a wheelchair, another famous person who is in a wheelchair is Stephen Hawking who wrote a best selling book called "A Brief History of Time", briefs are another term for pants, people from up North call Trousers "pants", trousers can be made of denim, also known as Jeans, the popular 1960's pop band "The Monkees" had a chart hit with the song "Daydream Believer", a line in this sing was "Cheer up sleepy Jean", another song by The Monkees was "Last Train To Clarksville", Clarksville is a small town found in the U.S. State of Kentucky, Kentucky Fried Chicken is a famous fast food, the proprietor of which is Colonel Sanders, Colonel is a rank in the Army, another rank is Captain, Captain is the term given to somebody in charge of a Ship, a famous ship is the American Aircraft Carrier U.S.S. John F. Kennedy, JFK was shot in Dallas in 1963 by the assassin Lee Harvey Oswald who shot him (apparently) using a rifle, another term for a rifle is gun, Gunsmoke was a film starring Clint Eastwood who was also in the film "Dirty Harry", in this film Clint uttered the famous line "Do you feel lucky punk", a famous punk was Sid Vicous, who was in the Sex Pistols, who released an album called "Never Mind The Bollocks...", another name for bollocks is testicles, a part of the male anatomy not shared with the female, another part of the anatomy not shared is the "Adams Apple", apples are found growing on trees, trees have leaves which fall off in Autumn, autumn is a season like Winter, in winter you can often find snow, snow is white, like cocaine, cocaine is a drug, drugs are illegal in this country, as is murder, murder is the act of killing somebody, when you die you stop breathing and your organs shut down, an organ can be found in church as can a Vicar, McVicar was a film starring Roger Daltrey, who was the lead singer of The Who, Doctor Who was a fictional T.V. charactor who never died but regenerated, hence why 9 actors have portrayed him, you could say that he had special powers that could be construed as magical, hence my word "magic"....)

Is anyone really reading this garbage!!??!!