CC makes Emmerdale!!

Riss · Post by **Riss** » Mon Jun 09, 2003 8:57 pm

Just spotted an Agean Blue on Emmerdale tonight - driven by a lapdancer (because obviously it is a lapdancers car?? :rolleyes: )

MattB · Post by **MattB** » Mon Jun 09, 2003 9:14 pm

Damn, my secret is out.

Note to self: must not drive through TV soap sets...

Riss · Post by **Riss** » Mon Jun 09, 2003 9:15 pm

Matt is a lapdancer??? Nice hair mate

MattB · Post by **MattB** » Mon Jun 09, 2003 9:18 pm

Only by night... when I'm called Mattilda...

CB · Post by CB » Mon Jun 09, 2003 9:27 pm

Did the Pug have a plough attached to it?
Was it taking pigs to market?

Riss · Post by **Riss** » Mon Jun 09, 2003 9:31 pm

Well, the lapdancer was a bit of a moo...

MattB · Post by **MattB** » Mon Jun 09, 2003 9:40 pm

Did the Pug have a plough attached to it?
Was it taking pigs to market?

They were probably trying to find that sheep they lost last episode - what a cliffhanger that was...

CB · Post by CB » Mon Jun 09, 2003 11:10 pm

I have NO idea what you're on about...
I don't watch Emmerdale Farm, Coronation Street, EastEnders or any such rubbish. Whats the point of watching pretend real-life?

:

Emmerdale:

Harold: Theres trouble up tut mill

Arthur: that gate needs fixin' down tut lower field first mind Harold. Them sheep be getting out and worryin' little old ladies.

Coronation Street:

Ethel: ey...i could reet murder a cuppa char

Enid: ey bye eck love, ma Terrys down pit and ar need to get 'ome and put his tatties on or he'll be reet mad...

EastEnders:

Tel: awight bruv...wossmatter?

Del: Naffin bruv, just sam geezer giving me the 'ump

Tel: want me to clump 'im one bruv?

Del: Nah, sall wight bruv, i can 'andle the slag.

MattB · Post by **MattB** » Mon Jun 09, 2003 11:15 pm

You've just ruined all the storylines!

Thanks a bunch

tiranova · Post by **tiranova** » Wed Jun 11, 2003 10:09 am

You've just ruined all the storylines!

Thanks a bunch

I dont think CB ruined the storylines, I think he improved them!!

CB · Post by CB » Wed Jun 11, 2003 4:14 pm

Yay! How about these then....

NEIGHBOURS

Bruce: G'day mate, I just moved in next door, was wondering if you wanted to crack a cold tinnie?

Bruce: Sure mate, i'm having a barbie this arvo, you wanna come?

Bruce: Sure mate, I'll bring some snags round...

HOME AND AWAY

Kylie: Hi, I'm a complete stranger and i just lost all my family in a freak yachting accident...I was wondering if you'd take me into your house and let me live rent-free?

Bruce: Sure darl...make yerself at home, me and my rellies will look after you, no questions asked, and when you go off the rails we'll even risk breaking our family unit apart just to make sure you're cared for...

Kylie: Cheers mate! Fancy cracking a cold tinnie then?

HOLLYOAKS

Carl: Hey, why is it that even though we live in the industrial heart of North West England, we all look like models and none of us ever go to work?

Jessica: I hadn't noticed really, but then i'm too preoccupied with my own trivial problems and trying to shag every man under 40 in this town.

:rolleyes:

Sara · Post by **Sara** » Wed Jun 11, 2003 6:48 pm

You seem to know an awful lot about these soaps to say you don't watch them

Sara

CB · Post by CB » Wed Jun 11, 2003 6:53 pm

Seen one...seen 'em all

The only soap/series I watch regularly is The Simpsons...

Sara · Post by **Sara** » Wed Jun 11, 2003 6:56 pm

Sorry, I didn't think you would be on line, I remeber neighbours been on after school, or am I showing my age there

Sara