Try asking for your money back, like these muppets did:
Travel companies daftest complaints!
1. "We paid a sea-view supplement for our Spanish apartment but were disgusted that all we could see from our window was sea. We would therefore like our sea-view supplement back!"
2. "We couldn't sleep in our hotel because of all the silence!"
3. A middle-aged man wrote complaining about his London hotel room's power shower: "It blasted my head with such violence it tore out my hair. I looked down and saw it all going down the plug hole, which is why I now have a bald spot!"
4. "I would like a £37 refund. While in Turkey, my nine-year-old daughter drank 37 cans of Coke at £1 each and was sick!"
5. "We were disgusted to discover the beach was nothing more than a sandy area between the land and the sea!"
6. "Your brochure misled us about the beach. Your photo shows it to be composed of yellow sand whereas it is in fact beige!"
7. "The sand on the beach was too fine. It got into all our bodily openings, causing discomfort, especially to my wife's lady area. You did not warn us about this before we booked!"
8. "We were disappointed with the hotel hair salon. It only had one hairdresser and she was dead!"
9. A man unhappy with his Spanish holiday wrote: "There were too many Spanish people. The hotel receptionists were Spanish, the food was Spanish and there were just too many foreigners in general. Even the TV was Spanish!"
10. "The beach was a bit annoying - I had to keep moving my sun lounger as the sun kept moving!"
11. I was mugged by a Barbary ape, who ran off with my camcorder. He played with it before throwing it over the cliff. You should have warned me this would happen!"
12. "We were on our honeymoon and a Tunisian belly dancer kept pestering my husband, forcing him to tuck £5 in her knickers. This caused a row between us and a subsequent breakdown in our marriage!"