Cleaning a cat................

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 2:21 pm

How to Clean a Cat

Thoroughly clean the toilet.
Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and lift both lids.
Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him to the bathroom.
In one smooth movement, put the cat into the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the top so he cannot escape.)
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the cat, as his paws will be reaching for anything they can find.
Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

Why bother to thoroughly clean the toilet? just add some bleach instead of shampoo and you can clean cat and toilet at the same time!

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 2:26 pm

As for the bonsai kitten site, i have an 8 week old kitten - do you think i'm too late to shove him in a jam jar?

CB · Post by CB » Fri Aug 08, 2003 2:26 pm

yeah that bit was good! At least its not a real cat

You heartless beast Riss....cartoon cats have feelings too....can't you feel their pain???

Riss · Post by **Riss** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 2:38 pm

Doh! Sorry :sawery:

tiranova · Post by **tiranova** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 7:04 pm

As for the bonsai kitten site, i have an 8 week old kitten - do you think i'm too late to shove him in a jam jar?

Yep, have to go in earlier than that

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 7:17 pm

dag nab it! You're right, i couldnt get him in!

Luckily i managed to cram him into a biscuit barrell. How long will it take for him to form a hexagonal head?

tiranova · Post by **tiranova** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 7:36 pm

dag nab it! You're right, i couldnt get him in!

Luckily i managed to cram him into a biscuit barrell. How long will it take for him to form a hexagonal head?

STOP IT!!!! you are beginning to give me the creeps!

lilylilac · Post by **lilylilac** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 7:39 pm

dag nab it! You're right, i couldnt get him in!

Luckily i managed to cram him into a biscuit barrell. How long will it take for him to form a hexagonal head?

Please Mr Awol stop being horrible, you are upsetting me

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 7:57 pm

What kind of bottle did you use on the cat in the picture? if you still have it then i will take freddie out of the biscuit barrell and use that instead

CB · Post by CB » Fri Aug 08, 2003 9:30 pm

Lilly Lilac - with your x-ray laser mutant eyes, you are by far the freakiest cat I have ever seen in my life!! (Like the pose though!!)

lilylilac · Post by **lilylilac** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 10:28 pm

Lilly Lilac - with your x-ray laser mutant eyes, you are by far the freakiest cat I have ever seen in my life!! (Like the pose though!!)

My eyes are blue CB, they shine that freaky colour in the camera flash!

I'm washing my paw!

lilylilac · Post by **lilylilac** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 10:30 pm

What kind of bottle did you use on the cat in the picture? if you still have it then i will take freddie out of the biscuit barrell and use that instead

That cat in the picture is ME!

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Sat Aug 09, 2003 4:17 pm

That cat in the picture is ME!

Ok, so you can tell me why you're posing so provocatively - licking your paw and rubbing your nipples like that!

lilylilac · Post by **lilylilac** » Sat Aug 09, 2003 4:27 pm

That cat in the picture is ME!
Ok, so you can tell me why you're posing so provocatively - licking your paw and rubbing your nipples like that!

I'm a cat, I am a wanton hussy, all feline females are. You should see me when I'm on heat!

Titania_Oberon · Post by **Titania_Oberon** » Sun Aug 10, 2003 9:14 am

That cat in the picture is ME!
Ok, so you can tell me why you're posing so provocatively - licking your paw and rubbing your nipples like that!
I'm a cat, I am a wanton hussy, all feline females are. You should see me when I'm on heat!

We don't understand!!!