An elderly couple were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and they
decided to go to the small town where they first met. Inside the cafe they
used to frequent, the man said to the woman, "Remember the field where we
first made love? I propped you up against the fence."
She nodded her head yes. "Why don't we go there and do it again for old
times sake?" Giggling she agreed. Not noticing but a police officer was in
the next booth and heard the conversation. He thought he'd better follow
them and make sure no one disturbed them.
The couple got to the field, took off their clothes and the man placed the
woman against the fence. From the bushes the policeman watched as they
gyrated all over the fence.
He watched as they did things he never even thought of doing.
After five minutes they stopped, fell to the ground and slowly got up and
dressed themselves. they approached the bushes the policeman stepped out and
said, "I just followed you to make sure no one bothered you. That was the
most wonderful love making I've ever seen. You must have been a wild couple
when you were young."
"Not really," replied the old man. "When we were young that fence wasn't
electric."