Moarilty Test

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paul_y3k
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Post by paul_y3k »

ok ... i ask a moral question ... someone then answer it and asks one of there own .... lets soo whose mean ;)


ok a tame one ...
you see someone step from a ferrari and they drop their waller with out noticing. You pick it up and in contain £500, do you hand it in, or keep the money
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Post by CB »

Pick up the wallet, run after the Ferrari owner, clump him round the head, steal his keys, nick the car, use the £500 to put a tankful of gas in the car, return to unconcious ex-Ferrari owner, run over him.

(Extra bonus if Ferrari owner is Michael Schumacher. )
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Post by Robbie »

With only 500 in the wallet I'd reckon he was driving a poor man's MR2 ferrari.

I'd hand it in, reckon he'd need it.

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Post by Duncan »

hand it back to him I don't need £500

......unless it was CB who'd nicked the Ferrari and £500.


in which case I'd return the Ferrari
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Post by britboy »

Well it seemed like no-one has understood your initial forum post yet!

I think the game is .. answer the previous question -- then ask your own, which the next person answers .. and onwards .. I think.

I'd give back the £500 for the ferrari.

My moral question is:

If your mother was awaiting a liver transplant and you worked in a hospital in I.T. .. would you secretely move her name to the top of the waiting list, shifting everyone else down a place to ensure she got a liver quickly?

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Post by tiranova »

Well it seemed like no-one has understood your initial forum post yet!

I think the game is .. answer the previous question -- then ask your own, which the next person answers .. and onwards .. I think.

I'd give back the £500 for the ferrari.

My moral question is:

If your mother was awaiting a liver transplant and you worked in a hospital in I.T. .. would you secretely move her name to the top of the waiting list, shifting everyone else down a place to ensure she got a liver quickly?
Doesnt work like that, the people would have to be tissue typed, it depends who is the best match who gets the liver, not who is at the top of the list!
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Post by paul_y3k »

top marks to brit boy ...

and yep i would do wahtever I could to get her to the top. but I think i'd do it by paying for private treatment instead. I understand that a lot of the waiting list is not for livers themselves but abvaailbe beds etc.

I'll leave it to someone else to come up with the next question
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Post by britboy »

Oh. Doh :?


Ok - replace 'liver transplant' with .. er .. 'rare blood type and she needs some'. Or with any serious medical condition that DOES work off simple waiting list.

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Post by Darth Bourj »

I would sell one of my Mothers Kidneys for a Ferrari. :lol:
Bourj wants his ORANGE back!!!

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Post by CB »

:rotfl: @ Darth Bourj.


Heres my question.

You have a time machine which you use to go and collect the three most evil people in history.

You collect Adolf Hitler, Saddam Hussain and Noel Edmonds.

You have one gun and two bullets.

Who do you shoot?
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Post by britboy »

I'd shoot Noel Edmonds twice, then throw the empty gun at him!


Here's my question:

An incredibly fit Swedish girl says she and her twin sister will spend an amazing night with you and do ANYTHING, if you beat up her dad.

er ..

Her dad is blind and only has one leg!

Do you do it?

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Post by Vanda »

Nah never been into women!

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Post by thebigkung »

I'd Pee on Tony Blair. That'll put the fire out. The dog can have the water.


An Actor from a foreign country that can barely speak your language who has sexiest views and has taken drugs decides to run for your local council elections
He says he would put your mother who is waiting for that liver transplat to the top of the waiting if voted in.

The other candidate is a Porn Star.

Who would get your vote?
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Post by rob »

the porn star - at least the local evening news would be entertaining.


OK - your girlfriends mother keeps making a pass at you, what do you do.
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Post by tiranova »

the porn star - at least the local evening news would be entertaining.


OK - your girlfriends mother keeps making a pass at you, what do you do.
PUKE????

your girlfriends father makes a pass at you, what do you do
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