National "Deal with **** heads day!

RTF · Post by **RTF** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 1:50 pm

Aha... Is that why you don't see her that often these days?

Duncan · Post by **Duncan** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 2:41 pm

it seems Julia got the raw end of the deal..there are other forms of alcohol to beer but no alternative to chocolate!

apparently sex releases the same "feel-good" hormones as chocolate

What your probably thinking of is phenylethylamine (PEA) an amphetamine like chemical. It's not sex which produces this but is produced by the brain in responce to physical attraction and love. It gives you an euphoric fealing it tends to wear of about 6 months into a relation ship.

So when she turns to chocolate you know she's bored with you.

Derek · Post by **Derek** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 6:58 pm

i get ppl like that every day.

even although i work in a foodstore we have taken to selling garden sheds too now :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

on tuesday my duty manager had a customer very interested ......... then as we give free delivery she mentions that we must have a very big van - 5'x4' garden shed. so she explains that they come flat packed and you need to build it yourself ...........

ehhhhh, aw ferget it, a dinna want that then buggers off !

what do u want for Â£89.99

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tiranova · Post by **tiranova** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 11:09 pm

The ****heads where I work are the $%@&*Â£$ bosses. We have 3 of the most ineffectual supervisors you ever heard of, then we get a new boss who is a complete moron.

AND to top it all I've been waiting for an earned and promised (when I started) pay rise for the last 6 months!

Makes me spit feathers!

CB · Post by CB » Thu Jun 12, 2003 11:47 pm

You lot wanna try working for the same organisation as me!! Then you'll see things that would make your eyes bleed!!!

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Fri Jun 13, 2003 12:36 am

Oh, you mean your part time job at a hardcore porn importers CB?

We have just had 2 newbies start at work - am quite annoyed that they seem to be working FAR too efficiently (i told them so today!) They are gonna show the rest of us up! They will soon learn i guess

Not good when someone YOU are supposed to be training shows more effort than ya do yourself!

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Fri Jun 13, 2003 12:39 am

You lot wanna try working for the same organisation as me!! Then you'll see things that would make your eyes bleed!!!

Do you get to play fireman CB? We had a group from the opffice do basic fire training the other day - when they got back i asked em if they were now qualified firefighters and they said yes. So i said "I expect you'll want paying 35 grand a year to sit on your 4r5e all day now then!"

I was just jealous really - i wanted to do the fire training so i could be in the calender, bare chested & covered in baby oil with a great big hose in me hands!

(edited coz i spelt jealous wrong!

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RTF · Post by **RTF** » Fri Jun 13, 2003 12:43 am

Well, i'm a consultant and we work at city halls from time to time.
Regularly we're being ask not to work too hard...
I take those advices real seriously of course

Ahhh... Don't you just love civil servants!

tonymag · Post by **tonymag** » Fri Jun 13, 2003 11:18 am

Carefull what you say cb , best job you will ever have

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Fri Jun 13, 2003 11:39 am

Looks like this day has extended to the whole week...

Someone called up asking to speak to someone in the office. I explained they weren't in the office tday so they ask if they will be in tomorrow!?"
So I said no its a Saturday tomorrow but they didn't seem to think they were asking the obvious!? :rolleyes: Then said well if they arent in tomorrow when are they in? :rolleyes:

Oh and before you ask.. the no chocolate thing is going just fine!

Greenday · Post by **Greenday** » Fri Jun 13, 2003 4:01 pm

I've have just had the customer from hell, it must be something to do with Friday the 13th i'm sure of it, the story is far to long to tell but basically they ran off a list of errors with the computer system which were infact ALL user errors and then they tried to blame me for everyone of them, then when i explained that they were all user error (explained very nicely too) they then tried to tell it was my fault for not training them on how to use it, HELLO I'M IT SUPPORT NOT IT TRAINING AND WIPE YOUR A*SE FOR YOU COS YOUR TOO LAZY TO DO IT YOURSELF

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Fri Jun 13, 2003 4:09 pm

Just think - few more hours and we will be sitting in a pub garden drinking a cold beverage waiting for the others to arrive to ramraid pizzahut!

Greenday · Post by **Greenday** » Fri Jun 13, 2003 4:11 pm

Just think - few more hours and we will be sitting in a pub garden drinking a cold beverage waiting for the others to arrive to ramraid pizzahut!

I REALLY can't wait i'm starving

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Fri Jun 13, 2003 4:21 pm

Thats us lot waiting for them to serve our pizzas tonight!!!

Greenday · Post by **Greenday** » Fri Jun 13, 2003 4:29 pm

Thats us lot waiting for them to serve our pizzas tonight!!!

Will we all be licking our lips at the same time, wow