Besides - Lyndon himself said this post is OK in his announcement at the top cos it doesn't contain porn. And there are warnings to the easily offendable all over the shop! before you even come in here!
And even more funny .. on this very forum you, personally, laughed at CB's link 'Shoot Blaine' to a game which involved the user shooting an innocent magician in the head several times with a high calibre rifle,
! -- THEN his soul being electrocuted by god .. THEN him smashing down to the depths of hell .. THEN worst of all meeting Paul Daniels and folk. I presume you admit -- quite a bit worse then being tied to the top of a car and drowned in a carwash in the grand schema of things I think (although perhaps not as humiliating as admittedly he wouldn't be 'waxed and scrubbed' afterwards like the horse would*)!
Such a cruel thought about the starving numpty Blaine and the cruel, cruel game you condoned made me .. frankly .. cry out loud about the callousness taking over all of human-kind (not a good thing to do during work hours let me tell you -- unless you work for a charity and are out collecting at the time).
I , personally, being the more humane kind, weep and hope Mr Blaine gets fed some really juicy gravy or liquidised meat feast from Pizza Hut through his water pipe secretly (naturally thin and crispy not deep-pan as it might get stuck in the tube). Shooting someone in the head, as you enjoyed being depicted in the game, for the victimless crimes of living in a stupid plastic box and looking like a cross between Craig David and a common tramp? Disgraceful punishment.
I say let's let Blaine off with a fairly vigorous public flogging once he's out .. and forget the heaven and hell bit altogether. Lyndon delete the link, the game, er the whole offensive CB rifle shooting thing .. .. and I say we introduce pictures of nice -- happy -- alive fluffy kittens to this forum please. Ones not remotely tied to any cars .. and ones that have a full scrumptious bowl of (nice and warm) milk to lap up.
There tiranova -- if that's not me offering an apology, I don't know what is.
Britters.
(ps. Lyndon .. please preferably photo-shop the wee kittens pictures so they are pink - and very much alive not dead -- and not even with any bruises. Adding pictures of peugeot grill sticking out of their heads is COMPLETELY OUT ok? )
* depends on car wash options. May simply be 'a good rinse then a blow dry'. Horse may not get waxed at all this was purely intended as a figurative example and any reference to any horse alive or dead that has been 'waxed and scrubbed' is purely coincedental.[/url]
