Big Bother
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[N] ITS NEARLY 5am IN THE BIG BOTHER GARAGE AND ALL IS NOT WELL. JULIA HAS FINALLY HAD ENOUGH AFTER BEING WOKEN BY ROBBIE TRYING TO GET INTO BED WITH HER, PAULINE TAKES PITY ON ROBBIE AND INVITES HIM IN TO SHARE WITH HER...DEREK GETS JEALOUS. HE LIKES PAULINE AND CAN'T BEAR TO SEE HER CUDDLED UP TO ROBBIE. THERE IS TENSION IN THE BEDROOM. EVERYONES ATTENTION IS SUDDENLY DIVERTED AS AN ABSOLUTELY MOON-FACED TRUNG CRASHES INTO THE ROOM, P****ED UP ON BOOZE...
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Trung: Wassa..........yul my best mates c'mon giv us a kiss...you furgin bunch of losers lookin at my pint i'll fight you all...
Lyndon: Calm down Trung - you're starting to remind me of Father Jack...
Trung: Who? c'mere Lyndon i wanna kiss you your great you are......
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Trung: Wassa..........yul my best mates c'mon giv us a kiss...you furgin bunch of losers lookin at my pint i'll fight you all...
Lyndon: Calm down Trung - you're starting to remind me of Father Jack...
Trung: Who? c'mere Lyndon i wanna kiss you your great you are......
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Robbie
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Robbie comes in, he's a stiff back after being kept awake by one of the girlies last night:
"Me thinks my back will never be the same" Robbie tells Derek in the morning. Derek listens enviously.
A little later Robbie's been missing for some time because he's been fishing.
Derek - "Robbie, exactly where have you been fishing?"
Robbie - " In the Big Bother pool"
Derek - " For the love of God, why man, there's nothing but chlorine in there"
Robbie - "I beg to differ Derek but I saw a brown floating log in there yesterday"
Robbie - " Thought there might be some fish too"
Derek - "But you haven't even a rod have you?"
Robbie - " A bent pin a stick and a reel of cotton"
Derek "Well you won't catch anything with that, especially in the Big bother pool"
Robbie - "I snagged Pauline's bikini bottoms, she wasn't happy with me. I tried to tell her it wasn't intentional but then I snagged Julias too and they just wouldn't believe me
??:
Derek - "did you give Pauline something to cover herself up"
Robbie blinks nervously "um, I suggested to Sara that she uses her bikini top to cover Pauline".
Derek sighs :rolleyes: and carrys on listening with a sense on De Ja Vous, he has heard this before from Robbie, wherever he goes, chaos seems to follow.
Robbie.
"Me thinks my back will never be the same" Robbie tells Derek in the morning. Derek listens enviously.
A little later Robbie's been missing for some time because he's been fishing.
Derek - "Robbie, exactly where have you been fishing?"
Robbie - " In the Big Bother pool"
Derek - " For the love of God, why man, there's nothing but chlorine in there"
Robbie - "I beg to differ Derek but I saw a brown floating log in there yesterday"
Robbie - " Thought there might be some fish too"
Derek - "But you haven't even a rod have you?"
Robbie - " A bent pin a stick and a reel of cotton"
Derek "Well you won't catch anything with that, especially in the Big bother pool"
Robbie - "I snagged Pauline's bikini bottoms, she wasn't happy with me. I tried to tell her it wasn't intentional but then I snagged Julias too and they just wouldn't believe me
??: Derek - "did you give Pauline something to cover herself up"
Robbie blinks nervously "um, I suggested to Sara that she uses her bikini top to cover Pauline".
Derek sighs :rolleyes: and carrys on listening with a sense on De Ja Vous, he has heard this before from Robbie, wherever he goes, chaos seems to follow.
Robbie.
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SpeedBoy
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Today at 10:00 am on CNN TV Brodcast
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John ( CNN Journalist ) > Hi SpeedBoy
SpeedBoy > Hi John
John > You left the "BIG BOTHER" internet reality show
SpeedBoy > Yeah, that's right !
John > How can you explain the votes of others Housemates ?
SpeedBoy > It's evident, since several hundred years
French people proved their capacity to allure the women
and when you see the votes of Trung, Matt, and Derek, you
will analyze their votes very easily !
John > What do you mean ?
SpeedBoy > That's evident ! They were afraid about my relations
with JULIA, PAULINE and SARA ...)
John > Your relations ?
SpeedBoy > Yes ! That's a french secret !!!
John > Ok SpeedBoy
SpeedBoy > I just want to say that i'll never miss the robbie's
cherish ... it's a cherish's GOD !!!
John > Thank you SpeedBoy and Let's continue to follow
"BIG BOTHER" the internet reality show !!!
LOL and Peace)
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John ( CNN Journalist ) > Hi SpeedBoy
SpeedBoy > Hi John
John > You left the "BIG BOTHER" internet reality show
SpeedBoy > Yeah, that's right !
John > How can you explain the votes of others Housemates ?
SpeedBoy > It's evident, since several hundred years
French people proved their capacity to allure the women
and when you see the votes of Trung, Matt, and Derek, you
will analyze their votes very easily !
John > What do you mean ?
SpeedBoy > That's evident ! They were afraid about my relations
with JULIA, PAULINE and SARA ...
)John > Your relations ?
SpeedBoy > Yes ! That's a french secret !!!
John > Ok SpeedBoy
SpeedBoy > I just want to say that i'll never miss the robbie's
cherish ... it's a cherish's GOD !!!
John > Thank you SpeedBoy and Let's continue to follow
"BIG BOTHER" the internet reality show !!!
LOL and Peace
)SpeedBoy
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CB
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Nice one Speedboy!!!! Good to see you got your viewpoint across and good to see your coping with the 'outside' world! I think you're going to get a lot of press and fame out of this....
If anyone wants to follow the further adventures of Speedboy, he can be found at http://www.peugeot206cc.com/forum
If anyone wants to follow the further adventures of Speedboy, he can be found at http://www.peugeot206cc.com/forum
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Julia
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Julia comes to the diary room.
Hello Big Bother
Hello Julia
Umm I wonder if I could ask you for some more bikini bottoms. Pauline and I seem to have had the elastic pulled from ours and with this sunshine all we wanna do it lay on top of our CCs and sun bathe.
Big Bother will get back to you. Is there anything else Julia?
Umm yeah can we have some more chocolate please!
Big Bother will get back to you.
Julia
Hello Big Bother
Hello Julia
Umm I wonder if I could ask you for some more bikini bottoms. Pauline and I seem to have had the elastic pulled from ours and with this sunshine all we wanna do it lay on top of our CCs and sun bathe.
Big Bother will get back to you. Is there anything else Julia?
Umm yeah can we have some more chocolate please!
Big Bother will get back to you.
Julia
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CB
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[N] ANOTHER EVICTION DAY IS LOOMING LARGE IN THE BIG BOTHER GARAGE. AFTER LAST NIGHTS ANTICS THE HOUSEMATES ARE FEELING A LITTLE TIRED AND JADED (Jaded - get it!!! ha ) BIG BOTHER HAS DECIDED TO GIVE THE HOUSEMATES A TASK. IF THEY ARE SUCCESSFUL THE BARS WILL BE LIFTED. EACH HOUSEMATE IS CALLED INTO THE DAIRY ROOM ONE-BY-ONE AND INSTRUCTED TO ORDER AN ITEM OF CC KIT FROM SIMON-PUGSPORT...THE HOUSEMATES WILL BE RATED BY HOW SUCCESSFUL THEY ARE.
ON A LIGHTER NOTE, TRUNG DEVISES HIMSELF A MINI-TASK....SEEING HOW P***ED HE CAN GET BEFORE TONIGHTS EVICTION. HE STARTS WITH THE TOILET DUCK AND IS SOON WORKING UP TO DRINKING 3 LITRES OF DOMESTOS. ROBBIE IS IN THE BIG BOTHER SWIMMING PIT TRYING HIS HAND AT A DIFFERENT KIND OF FISHING....
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Sara: What you doing robbie?
Robbie: I saw it on Discovery channel once - apparently if you tickle the bellies of the fish as they swim past you can grab them out of the water...
Sara: Isn't that trout you're supposed to do that with?
Robbie: Is it?
Lyndon: Robbie....those fish...they look, well, funny..
Robbie: Yeah, I call them 'Brown fish' Tell you what if i catch any i'll cook them up as an eviction day dinner? Hows that!
Pauline: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Robbies playing with turds! Thats MINGING that is!
Robbie:??:
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[N] THERE IS A STAMPEDE FOR THE TOILET AS SARA, LYNDON AND PAULINE RUSH TO BE SICK.
RACHEL BATTERS TRUNG OUT OF THE WAY, AS HE IS IN THE TOILET DRINKING TOILET DUCK...
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Eviction - 8pm tonight. Vote now, either here or by PM.
BIG BOTHER
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<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: GregS on 2002-07-16 11:54 ]</font>
ON A LIGHTER NOTE, TRUNG DEVISES HIMSELF A MINI-TASK....SEEING HOW P***ED HE CAN GET BEFORE TONIGHTS EVICTION. HE STARTS WITH THE TOILET DUCK AND IS SOON WORKING UP TO DRINKING 3 LITRES OF DOMESTOS. ROBBIE IS IN THE BIG BOTHER SWIMMING PIT TRYING HIS HAND AT A DIFFERENT KIND OF FISHING....
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Sara: What you doing robbie?
Robbie: I saw it on Discovery channel once - apparently if you tickle the bellies of the fish as they swim past you can grab them out of the water...
Sara: Isn't that trout you're supposed to do that with?
Robbie: Is it?
Lyndon: Robbie....those fish...they look, well, funny..
Robbie: Yeah, I call them 'Brown fish' Tell you what if i catch any i'll cook them up as an eviction day dinner? Hows that!
Pauline: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Robbies playing with turds! Thats MINGING that is!
Robbie:
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[N] THERE IS A STAMPEDE FOR THE TOILET AS SARA, LYNDON AND PAULINE RUSH TO BE SICK.
RACHEL BATTERS TRUNG OUT OF THE WAY, AS HE IS IN THE TOILET DRINKING TOILET DUCK...
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Eviction - 8pm tonight. Vote now, either here or by PM.
BIG BOTHER
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And neither are CC related! Sorry.
<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: GregS on 2002-07-16 11:54 ]</font>
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Dave-T
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Quote: "BIG BOTHER HAS DECIDED TO GIVE THE HOUSEMATES A TASK. IF THEY ARE SUCCESSFUL THE BARS WILL BE LIFTED. EACH HOUSEMATE IS CALLED INTO THE DAIRY ROOM ONE-BY-ONE AND INSTRUCTED TO ORDER AN ITEM OF CC KIT FROM SIMON-PUGSPORT...THE HOUSEMATES WILL BE RATED BY HOW SUCCESSFUL THEY ARE."
Trung: G'day Simon, how are you mate?
Simon: Good good good, how can I rip you off today?
Trung: Can I order the 2X Lexus Clear lights from you?
Simon: No worry, thats will be $350.00 Pound
Trung: Do you do COD?
Simon: Yeah, no worry. I will send you the lights, just send me the payment after received.
Trung: Cool Simon, you are the best.
2 weeks later.
"gbt5" receives a parcel via DHL international express. He opens it and there is a set of Lexus Lights courtesy of Trung from Sydney...
4 weeks later.
Simon: hey trungie, I don't have your cheque yet.
Trung: I posted it 3 weeks ago
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Trung: G'day Simon, how are you mate?
Simon: Good good good, how can I rip you off today?
Trung: Can I order the 2X Lexus Clear lights from you?
Simon: No worry, thats will be $350.00 Pound
Trung: Do you do COD?
Simon: Yeah, no worry. I will send you the lights, just send me the payment after received.
Trung: Cool Simon, you are the best.
2 weeks later.
"gbt5" receives a parcel via DHL international express. He opens it and there is a set of Lexus Lights courtesy of Trung from Sydney...
4 weeks later.
Simon: hey trungie, I don't have your cheque yet.
Trung: I posted it 3 weeks ago
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Robbie
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Robbie comes back into the Big Bother lounge and hangs his fishing twig up for the last time, he's found some most unusual fish in the big bother pool and he wants to give his hobby up whilst he's on a high.
Derek - "Robbie, what on earth have you got now?"
Robbie - "Its the most unusual fish I've ever seen, not like those other common brown log type ones".
"Would you like to see Derek?"
Derek - "er, no thank you Robbie, but your fingers are going all red"
Robbie - "thats the fish they're sort of fluffy white cotton wool like with lots of red and brown spots"
Derek "OMG where's the toilet, I'm gonna be sick! "
Robbie - "??: "
Derek rushes past before Robbie could finish, to say that he'd left a few under Derek and Lyndon's pillows cos he thought they might appreciate the rarety value.
Robbie.
Derek - "Robbie, what on earth have you got now?"
Robbie - "Its the most unusual fish I've ever seen, not like those other common brown log type ones".
"Would you like to see Derek?"
Derek - "er, no thank you Robbie, but your fingers are going all red"
Robbie - "thats the fish they're sort of fluffy white cotton wool like with lots of red and brown spots"
Derek "OMG where's the toilet, I'm gonna be sick! "
Robbie - "
??: " Derek rushes past before Robbie could finish, to say that he'd left a few under Derek and Lyndon's pillows cos he thought they might appreciate the rarety value.
Robbie.
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