Big Bother

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 5:10 pm

Robbie wakes up in Big Bother's girlies room.

He can't move.

Julia has stitched him into a straight jacket. :eek:

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 5:13 pm

It can npw be revealed why Julia has been so quiet recently! (Apart from still having Laryngitus) The bikini elastic wasn't just being stolen by Robbie but by herself as well to make thread to tie Robbie into the straight jacket! Big Bother calls Julia to the diary room and applauds her for her role in catching Robbie!
The rest of the garage mates rush to the bedroom to see Julias skills!

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 5:14 pm

:sad:

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 5:17 pm

Robbie realises Julia's big mistake tying up the straight jacket with elastic!

it stretches an Robbies able to walk free

Robbies gone to check if Big Bother's committed suicide yet.

Robbie.

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 5:23 pm

Big bother calls Julia to the diary room

Hi Big Bother
Hi Julia. Well done on capturing Robbie but he got free as you used elastic! Big Bother would like to reward you with 2kgs of fruit and nut for your efforts though.
Wow thanks Big Bother. I will try harder next time now I know what reward I am up for!
Big Bother would like that!

Derek · Post by **Derek** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 7:18 pm

i am going to refrain from voting this time becoz i don't know who to pick

??:

i would have picked robbie but the place would be too dull without him

Pauline · Post by **Pauline** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 7:24 pm

On 2002-07-16 11:48, Big Bother wrote:
BIG BOTHER HAS DECIDED TO GIVE THE HOUSEMATES A TASK. IF THEY ARE SUCCESSFUL THE BARS WILL BE LIFTED. EACH HOUSEMATE IS CALLED INTO THE DAIRY ROOM ONE-BY-ONE AND INSTRUCTED TO ORDER AN ITEM OF CC KIT FROM SIMON-PUGSPORT...

Pauline's in the Dairy Room

Hello Big Bother
Hello Pauline
WEll, I've attempted the task. I phoned Simon from a new number with a false name and accent so he wouldn't recognise me but I just got his voicemail. So I left a message something like this...

"Bonjour?! Je m'apelle Madamoiselle Vite-fille. J'ai just inherited un grand windfall (mais not the pommee variety) and j'achete un different coleur CC pour everyjour de la week. Et je voudrais lexus luminere pour all of them. When will nous get back to moi? Merci bien."

Big Bother - we'll get back to you

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Pauline on 2002-07-16 18:25 ]</font>

CB · Post by CB » Tue Jul 16, 2002 7:25 pm

[N] THE BIG BOTHER HOUSE ARE SAT AROUND PATIENTLY WAITING FOR EVICTION...
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Big Bother house this is Greg...you are now live on http://www.peugeot206cc.co.uk , please do not swear Robbie.
The public have been voting all day (lies - there's only been one vote by PM)
I can reveal that the person chosen to be evicted is..............................

Derek....
(gasp)
Derek, with one vote, you are the Weakest Link. Goodbye. (oops wrong show!

)

Pauline · Post by **Pauline** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 7:29 pm

Woah Bog Bither, you said 8pm! The news has leaked early! We're all up in arms about this!!! PING PING PING

{Strangely all the girls' bikini elastic has gone, errr, ping}.

Someone's cut our elastic lines! Who did it? Who's been watching Carry On Camping?

R

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Derek · Post by **Derek** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 7:32 pm

i demand an enquiry - as pauline says it should be 8pm

CB · Post by CB » Tue Jul 16, 2002 7:32 pm

I was only 1/2 an hour early! To keep you on your toes....
(remember i'm on German time!)
Get your votes in quicker Pauline!!!!
Robbies still in!

Unlucky girls.
:razz:

Pauline · Post by **Pauline** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 7:36 pm

But Bog Bither, look at the time of your post. 18.25, that's 1hr and 35 mins early :eek:

Derek · Post by **Derek** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 7:40 pm

you might be in germany greg but not many others are there

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 8:26 pm

Big Bother feels sorry for the girls so donates more bikini bottoms and spare elastic now robbie is still in the house.

The early eviction has shocked the housemates.
Should someone try and reason with Big Bother? Not me, I have 1kg left of fruit and nut

Pauline · Post by **Pauline** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 9:20 pm

Big Bother, I vote for Robbie next time cos that weirdo is starting to scare me :eek:

Am I too early?