Got these staight off a website so sorry if they've been posted before:
"And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning
and it was amazing!
(Pat Glenn - weightlifting commentator)
"Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside of him.
(New Zealand rugby commentator)
"This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.
(Ted Walsh - horse racing commentator)
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
(Winston Bennett)
"The black players at this club lend the side a lot of skill and flair, but
you also need white players to balance things up and give the team some
brains and common sense."
(Crystal Palace chairman Ron Noades, speaking in 1991!)
"The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is
identical."
(Murray Walker - F1 racing commentator)
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my father and mother."
(Greg Norman)
"Sure, there have been deaths in boxing but none of them serious."
(Alan Minter)
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing
again."
(Terry Venables)
"I would not say that David Ginola is the best left winger in the
Premiership, but there are none better."
(Ron Atkinson)
"Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox
of the Oxford crew."
(Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977)
"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the
field."
(Metro Radio)
"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seems to hang in the air for
even longer."
(David Acfield)
"What will you do when you leave football, Jack. Will you stay in
football?"
(Stuart Hall - Radio 5 live)
"And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and
showing his class."
(David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics)
"One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before
each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them.........Oh my
God What have I just said?!!!"
(US PGA Commentator)
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I dont like this swear proof new forum! If you cant even type a r s e n al (i spose you could put gooner scum) then that is gobshite! I know there was a sudden burst of OTT swearing on here (Stephen T i'm looking at you) but that has all stopped now surely?
'Nicolas Anelka left a***nal for £23million and they built a training ground on him'
Lyndon - is it possible to set the programme to only auto edit the F**, C***, B****** and W***** words? or even to leave the first letter as i have above for those words, but to leave a s s / arse, knob, etc?