Big Bother

CB · Post by CB » Tue Jul 09, 2002 10:52 am

Lyndon you devious little beggar! Big Bother gives you a strike and confiscates your tiny digital camera. But not before posting the video of SHOCK HORROR - JULIA trying on your pants!!! Big Bother also has sound footage which goes along the lines of Julia squealing, "Oooh look at me, look at me, I'm the Administrator, do what i say!! Look at me......".
Julia, the truth comes out!
Well looks like its Robbie or Erm for eviction....Only YOU can swing the vote people......!!!

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 11:15 am

Robbie wonders into the diary room more by chance cos he's no good at finding his way around Big Brother (or directions even :razz:) or at least that is what he said when he wondered into the girlies bedroom last night thinking he'd found his own bed to sleep in. What a hooha at 2am in the morning!

Robbie's reluctant to recount what had occurred, sufficient to say one of the girlies thought he was the boyfriend and neither has quite recovered yet.

"Big Brother I have a confession to make"

"Spit it out then Robbie"

"I suggested that Julia borrowed Lyndons pants cos she'd run out."

"Robbie, never mind that, Big Brother is concerned you don't know the difference between the girlies bedroom and your own, Big Brother insists you draw a map to find your way to the correct bedroom in future".

Big Brother is beginning to wonder if your all there Robbie."

"Big Brother, I often ponder that myself"

Robbie goes away and promises to draw a map of Big Brother. He declares he doesn't want to make the same "mistake" again.

Robbie.

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 11:37 am

Julia comes to the diary room to talk to Big Bother.

"Hello Julia"
"Hello Big Bother"
"How are you finding things in the house"
"Ummm well to be honest it is really hard. I really don't want Erm to leave as we have got on so well the last few days. Robbie and Derek keep bickering about dresses and I can only think Robbie is jealous of Derek being able to squeeze into Saras dresses. He only has to ask Pauline if he wants to borrow a dress!
I am also really upset that I have been accused of wearing Lyndons pants. Surely you can see I was doing my laps of the swimming pool when all this went on. It was mentioned that it was dark when Lyndon took the video and I have been accused but it wasn't me Big Bother. Surely there is something you can do?"
"Big Bother will get back to you. Is there anything else Julia?"
"Can we have some more chocolate in the house please. I seem to have polished off the last kg of fruit and nut!"
"Big Bother would like to remind you that the shopping list is final and cannot be added too."
"Ok"
Julia sulks and wonders how she is gonna get through the next few days without chocolate.

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 12:48 pm

Julia pushes Robbie into the diary room.

"Big Brother I've another confession to make"

" :rolleyes: Robbie, not again!"

"

"

"Go on Robbie"

"Big Brother, I wore Sara's dress and Lyndons pants cos I'm a frustrated cross dresser"

"Really Robbie? Go on tell us -I mean me - more [Big brother could be heard stiffling laughter ]

"My name is Tootsie and I'm really a woman pretending to be a man !!! "

"Gulp" - from Big Brother "you carry it so well"

"and I've the biggest revelation to make yet .................................................................................................................................................................................. The sun streams through Big Brothers curtains. Robbie wakes up first an realises its all a dream from when he first shrunk Dereks wash up to this moment when he woke up.

P..H...E...W ! ! !

Robbie.

CB · Post by CB » Tue Jul 09, 2002 12:57 pm

On 2002-07-09 10:37, Julia wrote:
Julia sulks and wonders how she is gonna get through the next few days without chocolate.

Doesn't that sum up all women worldwide - regardless of race, colour, religion and social class???

[N]BIG BOTHER HAS DECIDED TO GET A PSYCHOLOGIST IN TO TALK ONE BY ONE TO THE HOUSEMATES...
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Psyc: OK Lyndon...anything you want to talk about?
Lyndon: Well i feel a bit under-valued..I don't think people understand quite how important i am in the general scheme of things...i mean, i could just pull the plug and then EVERYONE would be screwed...
Psyc: Hmmmm.....I'll get back to you.

Psyc: Hello Julia, I'd like to discuss your recent hallucinations...
Julia: Halluca-what now?
Psyc: Well you seem to think theirs a swimming pool in the Big Bother garage. There isn't. Its a vehicle inspection pit with 12 inches of rain water and dirty old oil in the bottom..
Julia:

Psyc: Willie - you don't say much do you?
Willie:

Psyc: Are you shy?
Willie: :rolleyes:
Psyc: Fine. Be like that.

Psyc: Hi Sara. How are you
Sara: Good
Psyc: I was wondering what you were planning on doing when you leave her? Fancy meeting up for a drink? We could go to the pictures...?

[N] SARA SWINGS A WELL-AIMED BOOT AT THE MIRROR IN THE DIARY ROOM.

Psyc: Pauline - you seem to have an unhealthy pie fantasy going right now.
Pauline: Its not me its Trung. He's weird.
Psyc: I see.....

To be continued......
Eviction imminent!!!!!!!
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Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 1:06 pm

Robbie emerges from Big Brother's toilet. He wonders if he's given that psychologist the slip.

Robbie.

Dave-T · Post by **Dave-T** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 1:11 pm

On 2002-07-08 18:40, Pauline wrote:
I vote for Trung.

He works all night and he sleeps all day.

And he keeps nicking my silk stockings. And my bras. Could he be a lumberjack in disguise? I don't fancy watching him logging - on or off!

And I thought he was so rugged :sad: Just like Frosty

Big Bother, I just got here, my first day in the house. How can this be true. You tell me, somebody is making fault accusation here.

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Julia · Post by **Julia** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 1:26 pm

Julia is talking to Erm on the sofa (ripped out faulty leather seats from Robs old CC)
and chats about her ragent cough which she seems to have had for a fair few weeks.
Erm tells her it may be to do with the fact that she has been swimming in the rain water and oil and that it can't be good for the throat.
Pauline joins them on the cloth chair that is next to the ripped out leather seats. She also complains about the lack of chocolate.
Trung comes over and the usual "down under" jokes are made. We all hope that Big Bother will set us a task soon as otherwise we will make a task up ourselves!! (oo errr!!!)
Evictions iminent and nails are being bitten!!!

CB · Post by CB » Tue Jul 09, 2002 1:31 pm

[N] BIG BOTHER SPRINGS A SURPRISE ON THE HOUSEMATES A FEW HOURS EARLY....ERM HAS BEEN EVICTED. SHOCK SETS IN. BIG BOTHER HASN'T FINISHED WITH THEM THOUGH. AFTER LOCKING THE HOUSEMATES IN THE BEDROOMS FOR 20 MINUTES THEY EMERGE TO FIND A RICH/POOR DIVIDE. ON THE ONE SIDE THE HOUSEMATES HAVE BEEN ALLOWED TO KEEP THEIR CC'S AS THEY WERE. FULL LEATHER INTERIORS, ALLOYS ETC. HOWEVER ON THE POOR SIDE THE PEUGEOT MONKEYS HAVE BEEN BUSY IN THE LAST 20 MINUTES...
THE HOUSEMATES ON THE POOR SIDE (LYNDON, SARA, TRUNG, JULIA HAVE HAD THEIR BEAUTIFUL CC'S MODIFIED....ALLOYS REMOVED AND REPLACED WITH (SPIT!) HUBCAPS, LEATHER SEATS RIPPED OUT AND REPLACED BY (SPIT!) CLOTH. THAT DOESN'T MATCH THE EXTERIOR. LYNDON BREAKS DOWN AT THE SIGHT OF HIS FIREDANCE CC WITH GREEN CLOTH SEATS, HUBCAPS, 'NORMAL' LIGHTS AND A ROOF THAT LEAKS SO MUCH NIAGARA FALLS IS TAME IN COMPARISON. NOT ONLY THAT, ALL THE CC'S ON THE POOR SIDE HAVE HAD THEIR STEREOS RIPPED OUT AND REPLACED WITH 'VAUXHALLS' OWN BRAND (UGH!)
SO THEIR IS NOW A RICH AND POOR SIDE, AND A SEPERATE LITTLE CAGE ALL ON ITS OWN FOR ROBBIE AND THE CHICKENS. NOT ONLY IS HE GETTING RID OF HIS CC (TRAITOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) BUT BIG BOTHER DECIDES ITS FOR THE BEST AS HE'S A SEX-PEST. HE IS TO BE FED ONCE DAILY AND ONLY BY DEREK, THE ONLY HOUSEMATE MAN ENOUGH FOR THE TASK.
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Dave-T · Post by **Dave-T** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 1:36 pm

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 1:38 pm

I dont wanna play anymore

sulk sulk :sad:

Julia debates whether begging on her knees to big bother will bring her CC back to life.
The thought of it is too much to deal with.
:sad:

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 1:42 pm

Sex pest?

I wouldn't feel too disheartened Julia.

Robbie.

Dave-T · Post by **Dave-T** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 1:47 pm

Robbie,
"one meal per day", geeeez BIG Boooother is getting tight lately...

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 2:10 pm

The chickens are far from happy.

They pile into the diary room en masse:

" cluc cluc cluc cluc cluc cluc cluc cluc cluc cluc cluc cluc clcu cluc cluc cluc cluc cluc cluc cluc cluc clcuc cluc cluc cluc cluc cluc clucl cluc cluc cluc cluc cluc cluc cluc CLUC CLUC CLUC !!! "

Roughly translated - they complain that Robbie's in their cage an he's quite partial to chicken breast - he may even eat them too.

Robbie

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Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 2:23 pm

A message is passed to Big Brother. Robbie had also requested a few Turkeys for the cage.

Robbie.