Big Bother

rob · Post by **rob** » Thu Jul 11, 2002 8:24 pm

hey i WILL HAVE TO WATCH THAT AND THEN SUE THEM FOR POSSIBLE DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER.

oops caps lock

Pauline · Post by **Pauline** » Thu Jul 11, 2002 10:58 pm

ROB!!! Can you please stop playing that Dandy Warhols track...

You got a great car
Yeah what's wrong with it today
I used to have three too
Maybe I'll come and have a look
I really love your hairdo

U hairdresser U! :razz:

rob · Post by **rob** » Thu Jul 11, 2002 11:01 pm

do they play this on the AA ad or does it just fit me anyway

3 - faulty cars

Pauline · Post by **Pauline** » Thu Jul 11, 2002 11:06 pm

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Fri Jul 12, 2002 11:10 pm

Derek returns from work to Big Bother with a satisfying grin. He's had a great day an just thrashed the b*****ks out of his Pug on the way home from work, thats what life's all about he's thinking.

Robbie's fidgity tonight and he waits with some excitement until Derek disappears. When Derek's not looking, Robbie wraps Derek's Pug up in 200 boxes of cling film.

Derek comes back into the garage to get a liquor glass of sophisticated toilet cleaner cos its Friday and he's Scottish.

Derek - "Oi Robbie - what the bl***y hell are you doing now?"

Robbie " I've been speaking to Jade on the phone, she used to be my teacher an me an her have a sort of mental affinity".

Derek - "Hmm, why am I not surprised to hear this :rolleyes: "

Robbie - "Ummm, you said your exhaust is sounding very throaty".

Derek - "so?"

Robbie - "I'm hoping to sweat your Pug better".

Derek shakes his head, he has no hope of getting into his car before this time next week.

Derek trudges off to contemplate suicide along with Big Bother.

Robbie hears this. He wants to be helpful so he tells Derek to holds his breadth until he passes wind cos he's leathel after a curry.

Robbie.

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Derek · Post by **Derek** » Sat Jul 13, 2002 12:20 am

very good robbie

and my great day (not) at work consisted of a regional meeting in the morning and a fresh food christmas meeting in the afternoon.

christmas ??? yes it's that time of the year again

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Sat Jul 13, 2002 12:29 am

On 2002-07-12 23:20, Derek wrote:
very good robbie

and my great day (not) at work consisted of a regional meeting in the morning and a fresh food christmas meeting in the afternoon.

christmas ??? yes it's that time of the year again

Robbie hears this, he busies himself putting up Christmas decorations in Big Bother, humming silent night to himself.

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Derek · Post by **Derek** » Sat Jul 13, 2002 12:55 am

{{{{robbie}}}} that blokes a nutter

derek hurries to bed in the big bother house as he needs to get up at 4.30am (again) for work.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Sat Jul 13, 2002 10:10 am

Robbie hears that Derek needs to get up at 4am in the morning, he hasn't finished being helpful so Robbie busies himself arranging every alarm he can find in Big Bother around Dereks bed set at exactly 7am, enough time for a small lay in.

Robbie.

Derek · Post by **Derek** » Sat Jul 13, 2002 6:30 pm

sorry to say that i woke up at 4am with the first alarm of many - 4 BT reminder calls (not the 1st time i've had 5 and missed them all

).

next was my mobile phone alarm at 4.32am, 2 minutes after the 3rd BT reminder call incase i haven't heard any at that point.

also have the TV timed to come on at 3.55am to create a bit of noise.

apart from that i have no problems getting up in the morning.

Pauline · Post by **Pauline** » Sat Jul 13, 2002 11:12 pm

And at 4:35am, Derek debagged Robbie and wrapped him up in some of THAT cling film. Robbie, we can clearly see your nuts

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Sun Jul 14, 2002 12:18 am

Oeeer, Robbie hadn't realised some members of Big Bother had such intentions towards him and at such a time in the morning.

He wonders what he has I done to deserve this

??:

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Matt · Post by **Matt** » Sun Jul 14, 2002 4:11 am

Probably your thing with the chickens!! :rolleyes:

CB · Post by CB » Sun Jul 14, 2002 9:25 am

Big BOTHER,
Are there internet access terminals inside the big bother house? TELL ME WHERE, so I CAN DIG SOME JUICY STUFF about PAULINE...

try: http://www.readerswives.com !!!

Standby for BIG BOTHER update...and there will be an eviction tomorrow. Vote now!

Pauline · Post by **Pauline** » Sun Jul 14, 2002 10:11 am

I vote for Simon. What do you mean, he's gone already? How do you all know that? I'm cut off from the outside world here :sad: