Big Bother

Dave-T · Post by **Dave-T** » Sun Jul 14, 2002 12:16 pm

I vote for ___________ (hmmm)..

will send you a PM GregS..

Dave-T · Post by **Dave-T** » Sun Jul 14, 2002 12:38 pm

The remaining contestants are.

LYNDON, ROBBIE, JULIA, SPEEDBOY, DEREK, PAULINE, SARA AND TRUNG.

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Big Bother,
Where is Speedboy? I have not seen him at all. Is he the leader of some .communist party?

My vote is for SpeedBoy

Matt · Post by **Matt** » Sun Jul 14, 2002 4:15 pm

Yep, me too. Speedboy is the easy vote I'm afraid.

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Sun Jul 14, 2002 6:33 pm

Robbie enters the lounge. Its hot and he's excited

Robbie suggests that all Big Bother members have a seyance this evening with his ouija board. Robbie insists its not cos he wants to hold hands with the girlies, everyone likes this idea, and they even like his suggestion of the seyance too.

Robbie hasn't the heart to tell the members he hasn't an ouija board, but he thinks his monopoly board will do just as well if he dusts it off and places his metal car on free parking.

Robbie.

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Sun Jul 14, 2002 6:44 pm

On 2002-07-11 02:36, Derek wrote:
i predict big bother will commit suicide if robbie is still around after the next eviction

On 2002-07-11 GregS wrote:

ain't that the truth................

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Robbie's fidgity, he anxiously checks all the Big bother butter knives - he finds all accounted for, a sense of relief overwhelms him.

Robbie wants to make sure Big Bother hasn't committed Hari Kari ....at least not just yet.

Robbie

CB · Post by CB » Sun Jul 14, 2002 7:38 pm

Sorry folks haven't got time to write an update today, it'll have to be tomorrow am, so voting is still open...Speedboy looks the front runner to go though....

Derek · Post by **Derek** » Sun Jul 14, 2002 8:30 pm

as a tactical vote i'll go for speedboy too - sorry

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Mon Jul 15, 2002 3:50 am

NIGHT OF THE SEYANCE

Robbie says "s*d the voting, lets get down to the seyance" its past midnight!

Robbie spreads his make shift Ouija board (well his monopoly board) out in Big Bother lounge, all are present:

LYNDON, ROBBIE, JULIA, SPEEDBOY, DEREK, PAULINE, SARA AND TRUNG.

Robbie turns down the lights and places his beloved metal car on free parking.

All the girlies are a little scared so Robbie suggests everyone holds their thighs to channel the psychic energy

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Robbie's metal car begins to move on its own accord. Slowly and eerily it edges towards GO (Derek reaches for Â£200, it maybe a seyance, but Derek's Scottish).

Slowly the car moves round the board picking up speed as it circles members. No one present is touching the board. Each member is worried the car will stop next to them.

A tinkling of water can be heard from underneath the table, Derek is scared, for he wonders if Robbie's car will land on SuperTax.

The car circles the board faster and faster, it flies off the end, the girlies get a fright, everyone searches for Robbie's car until they find it, but its hot to the touch.

Attention turns back to the board - an eerie message has been scrawled upon free parking, it reads simply :

SimoN PugSpORt - pAy BaCk gtB5 wHAt yoU owE oR ELse

Everyone feels sick, for they recognise there has been a ghost in Big Bother recently, but all agreed it wasn't during the seyance.

There follows nervous chatter and laughter in the Big bother lounge. Dereks in the corner busy stuffing monopoly money down his trousers. Robbie offers to sleep in the girlies room that night, just in case they're still scared, the girlies tell Robbie they'll get back to him.

Robbie.

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CB · Post by CB » Mon Jul 15, 2002 2:23 pm

[N] ITS DAY 11 IN THE BIG BOTHER HOUSE AND THE HOUSEMATES HAD A SLEEPLESS NIGHT AFTER ROBBIES IMPROMPTU SEANCE. ALTHOUGH THE GIRLS HAVE TAKEN TO SLEEPING WITH ONE EYE OPEN ANYWAY AFTER ROBBIES NOCTURNAL SLEEPWALKING HABIT. BIG BOTHER CALLS ROBBIE INTO THE DAIRY ROOM...
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BB: Hello Robbie.
Robbie: Hello Big Bother
BB: Robbie, Big Bother would like to know where you got the Monopoly set from for the Seance last night. As you know Robbie, it is forbidden to have any kind of stimulating activity whatsoever in the BB Garage. The whole point of BB is to put 12 people into an enviroment of total boredom with nothing whatsoever to do all day.
Robbie: Well, PaulY3K smuggled it in to me along with the file i used to escape from the chicken cage. I'm surprised i wasn't called in about that?
BB: OK Robbie. We also hear that Derek isn't too happy with you? In another topic he accuses you of "Getting away with murder". What do you have to say about this accusation Robbie?
Robbie: That Dereks always getting at me. I think he's jealous of my youthful good looks and nice car.
BB: So you're saying you haven't murdered anyone then Robbie? It would be a bit foolish if you did seeing as their are 50 cameras in the BB garage.
Robbie: I'm not saying i've NEVER murdered anyone. But not in here. No.
BB: Thankyou Robbie.
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[N] A LITTLE LATER SPEEDBOY IS CALLED INTO THE DAIRY ROOM...
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BB: Hello Speedboy...
SB: Hi everybody!
BB: Speedboy, how do you think you would cope on the outside world when you leave the BB garage?
SB: I am saying well and thinking differently. As much as people are with me, the booing will be bad, is it? Now its near i'm going French all over again. Tomorrow? Who can say if this is to be true? Forever? Only time and justice will be here! Robbie is a bad man and is forgetting the power of the strength in Derek. So i think ok will it be now for Speedboy to be going home!
BB: Right..............thankyou Speedboy.

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[N] WITH EVICTION IMMMINENT THE HOUSEMATES ARE VERY SUBDUED. LYNDON AND DEREK ARE BUFFING THEIR HUBCAPS. THE GIRLS ARE ALL FIDDLING WITH THEIR BUMPERS. ROBBIE IS RUBBING HIS CROTCH. TRUNG IS OUT OF HIS FACE DRUNK AFTER DRINKING 3 BOTTLES OF AUTOGLYM TIRE DRESSING LEFT BY ROB. BB IS CONFUSED! CAN ANYONE REMEMBER IF ROB IS STILL IN THE HOUSE?
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BIG BOTHER GARAGE, THIS IS GREG. YOU ARE LIVE ON http://www.peugeot206cc.co.uk PLEASE DO NOT SWEAR! THE VOTES ARE IN AND COUNTED AND I CAN TELL YOU THE NEXT PERSON TO BE EVICTED WILL BE...........................

SPEEDBOY.

YOU HAVE ONE MINUTE TO SAY YOUR GOODBYES.
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SB: Goodbye everybody! and one day we will be seeing all on my site, http://www.peugeot206cc.com Everything is shiny and good and special there. I will missing you except Robbie. Au Revoir!
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Dave-T · Post by **Dave-T** » Mon Jul 15, 2002 2:26 pm

goodbye Speedboy

Dave-T · Post by **Dave-T** » Mon Jul 15, 2002 2:36 pm

On 2002-07-15 13:23, GregS wrote:
THE GIRLS ARE ALL FIDDLING WITH THEIR BUMPERS.

Big Bother,
which bumper? the front or the rear?

CB · Post by CB » Mon Jul 15, 2002 2:55 pm

You're supposed to be blind drunk at the moment Trung!!!! Don't give it away that Big Bother is all make believe!!!! (I think Robbie thinks its real for one!) :razz:

Matt · Post by **Matt** » Mon Jul 15, 2002 3:30 pm

Perhaps he is drunk after that last post!

Pauline · Post by **Pauline** » Mon Jul 15, 2002 7:48 pm

Don't know about you Trung (although I should by now), but I can rub all three of my bumpers at the same time, circular with one hand, up and down with the other two

Just call me "Miss Scaramanger" baby....

Derek · Post by **Derek** » Mon Jul 15, 2002 8:01 pm

where's robbie ?????

i think he has been abducted by the ghost !

then again ....... wishful thinking