Big Bother

Derek · Post by **Derek** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 9:21 pm

i think greg was showing off his german side by making the eviction early

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 9:47 pm

Robbie's inconsolable, whose he going to play practical jokes on now :sad: .

Pauline votes for Robbie next time round, Robbie can't bring himself to vote against fellow house members. He turns round to look, and a smile crosses his face. Robbie asks Pauline if she has any washing to shrink

Robbie.

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 9:53 pm

After the shock news of Dereks conviction er I mean evication, Robbie shuffles over to Lyndon.

Robbie "Umm Lyndon, what exactly is it you do in Big Bother house".

Lyndon - " "

Robbie - "hmmm thats very interesting" he says, with the strain of trying to make a wise kinda look on his face.

Robbie shuffles off to find Pauline's washing.

Robbie.

Pauline · Post by **Pauline** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 10:03 pm

Big Bother, someone's even a bigger bother than you in here. I'm not a grass but his name rhymes with jobbie

Or loggie, that's nearer the mark (skid mark). And no, he hasn't found my washing yet. I've hidden it beneath his, it'll be safe there, untouched for another 4 months

Oh, and it does worry me, how much shuffling he does (UNCONTROLLABLE

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Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 10:08 pm

The still cool night air of big Bother is broken only by a high pitched sort of wail of a girlie in grieving.

HE'S FOUND MY WASHING - ITS ALL PINK !!

Robbies good at his washing, though strangely not with anyone elses and like most men, he doesn't bother with ironing, Pauline should have placed her wash under his ironing pile

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Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 10:44 pm

Pauline seeks out Robbbie with a cup of nice hot cocoa. Robbie blinks nervously as he sips the cup, it tasted strange as he holds it with trembling toes.

Robbie wakes up some hours later, something feels kinda weird. For a moment he thinks Pauline has sewn him into a straight jacket again, but no...... Robbbie relaxes with a wave of relief.

Robbie looks up, he can only just about see an outline of a figure, Pauline, but its hazy, a sort of a grin through thick glass, no ......a kind of portal.

Robbie's heads as fuzzy as normal but it also hurts, he tries to collect himself but the outline of Pauline starts to spin round slowly one way then the other.

Robbie starts to feel wet, he checks himself only to find pink sort of soap suds rising round him, he wonders what he has done to deserve such a fate.

a voice can be heard over the loudspeaker:

This is Big Bother - "Pauline, let Robbie out of the washing machine, it already completed half a cycle and besides, others are waiting to use it.

The portal opens, Robbie sloshes out in heap on the floor, kinda pink looking.

Pauline had accidently included a nylon colour dye capsule into the machine while she absent mindedly bundled robbie in with his washing.

That night a pink figure could just about be seen making towards the girlies bedroom.

Robbie :sad:

Pauline · Post by **Pauline** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 7:47 am

So are you washed up yet?

CB · Post by CB » Wed Jul 17, 2002 12:53 pm

There will be an eviction this evening. Robbie has received one vote. Nobody else has voted yet. Vote by PM if you want to keep your identity secret....could this be the most thrilling thing since "Who shot JR?" ....Tune in tonight to see....
BIG BOTHER
The internet reality show...
(Is anyone still reading this pants.........)

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 1:01 pm

Robbie humms silently to himself, he's bright pink and so are his trainers, nothing seems to get him down, not even a wash n soak courtesy of Pauline.

CB · Post by CB » Wed Jul 17, 2002 1:02 pm

I'm conjuring up a Mr Blobby type scenario Robbie...anyway - you gonna vote?

Dave-T · Post by **Dave-T** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 1:07 pm

On 2002-07-17 11:53, GregS wrote:
Vote by PM if you want to keep your identity secret

sorry Robbie, now you have two votes..

WHY MERCEDES?

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CB · Post by CB » Wed Jul 17, 2002 1:13 pm

Is Robbie in for the chop? Compare him to Spencer - he walked early too...

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 1:19 pm

Robbie packs early waiting for eviction.

He leaves his pink clothes for Pauline along with his beloved toy cars.

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Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 4:48 pm

Robbie decides to leave a going away present, his prized black Widow Spider in his match box underneath Pauline's pillow cos he feels Pauline will be appreciative.

Robbie.

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 5:32 pm

Robbie wonders if he should vote himself off but then he decides not to go there (again)

Strangely he has grown fond of Pauline, hence he left her his starving Black Widow Spider under her pillow.

Robbie sighs, he feels he has been left little option and votes for Trung. After all, what has he got against Mercedes?

Robbie.

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