Will Young, Robbie and Kylie went for a night on the town. As they left the nightclub, Kylie slipped and got her head stuck between the railings of the fence opposite the club. Robbie decided to take full advantage of this and lifted up her little skirt and did the business.
"Its your turn now, Will" grinned Robbie, but Will started crying. Robbie asked "Why are you crying , Will?"
Will sobbed "My head wont fit between the railings....."
Nice one pugsax!
(and good to see you've got a sense of humour too! C'mon stick with it, you might grow to like us!)
How about this:
Whats the difference between Israel and Dwight Yorke?
Israel knew when to pull out of Jordan.
(lifted from FHM...sorry.)
I suppose a guy is more likely to tell that joke, as some (not all) girls might get offended. Mind you, there are a couple of wicked female senses of humour around here
I logged in and found i had a Personal Message...thought i may have been "moderated" for my joke! Luckily it was just someone (Matt) casting a BB eviction vote...
Eviction imminent...stay tuned to Big Bother...