Robbie comes upon him in his room, a special bedroom only big enough for one.Robbie - "Umm Lyndon, is that your computer thats links you to your forum?"
Lyndon " " [translator - yes]
Robbie - "I see, well maybe, I think, well perhaps a little bit, and would you like me to help you run your internet empire, cos I'm qualified in these sort of things - go on - I once had a Sinclair ZX81.
Lyndon " " [translator having trouble but finds polite version - bog off]
Robbie blinks hesitantly and retreats, but Robbie's sure he sees the wires to Lyndons computer are connected in all the wrong places. Lyndon looks up and pops out for the bathroom.
Lyndon " " [translator - you sure that Black Widow Spider has been caught?]
Robbie - "umm, yes"
Lyndon nods but seems uncertain, he pops out anyway. Robbie siezes his chance to be ever helpful. Robbie re routes the wiring to Lyndon's computer and leaves to find his Big Bother organiser and satellite navigator -"now where could that Julia have got to".
A dull explosion could be heard behind Robbie, heating and expanding as the orange bloom of hot gases race through Lyndon's quarters.
Memebers race past Robbie to find a charcoaled shell of a once organised bedroom and all stare up at the sky where once a cozy roof had been. Julia starts to say a Hail Mary, others start to join in hymn and all kneel in prayer.
Lyndon hears the heavenly music as he comes back from the bathroom " " [Translator - Hey I heard something, what on earth, who did this to my room?
] All turn and cast a look towards Robbie.
Robbie stares upwards, past where the ceiling once was, he's looking for divine intervention :rolleyes:
Robbie.
