I was having a girlie day a few summers ago and wore a dress (Mistake no one), after a visit to the ladies room walked back through a crowded reception area with my dress tucked in my knickers.
FAR too many to mention!!!
This was recent though....
Made a coffee using a machine (Flavia machine if anyone knows of them!)
where you literally place the sachet in, mug underneath and hey presto a coffee.... well I suddenly came over with a blonde moment and realised the mug was still on the side so the drip tray had neatly filled up with coffee!!!
Ooops indeed!
I worked in a garage when I left school. We had a new ramp put in for MOT's. My cousin was sat on the ramp one day when my uncle elevated it. We told my cousin that the ramp would not come down as there was not enough weight on it, but if she put extra pressure on it by jumping perhaps it would budge. After 20 mins or jumping up and down she was safely back down to the ground
at the three of you! I dreamt my MD was my dad, got a bit tiddly at the xmas do - and told him . He said that wasn't flattering and couldn't I have dreamt he was my boyfriend or is he just too old?
my delivery driver is the kind of person you look at and think "no wonder there's so many dead people in the world" - honest, he does try
also it's not unknown for his wife to give him a good hit :rolleyes:
anyway last christmas i felt kinda sorry for him and suggested to my duty manager that we go halves and buy him a xmas pressie. the pressie was a case of cider and 5 packets of rolling tobacco - he was delighted and went off home with that on xmas eve.
he came back to work on the 27th and told me he had drunk the cider. then ........... he was spotted buying more tobacco.
it turned out his wife (she would scare a monster) had buggered off to some relatives with all his cider and tobacco leaving him with nothing.
Derek
206CC 2.0SE Owner 2001 to 2004 - 308CC GT Owner 2010 to 2011 - Now RCZ GT 200BHP Owner
