Only good looking single men need read this!

paul_y3k · Post by **paul_y3k** » Mon Jan 06, 2003 5:43 pm

normally I'd take the dog for a walk or escape to the pub !

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Mon Jan 06, 2003 5:48 pm

well u say no of course. she may then proceed to call u a liar. that is a no win situation jules and u know it.

Just testing you all!

Paul loses brownie points for his reply!

paul_y3k · Post by **paul_y3k** » Mon Jan 06, 2003 10:10 pm

ahh you see the reason i had to take the dog for a walk was to calm down , because when you turned around to show me your bum well I just wanted to drag you off straight away but i didn't want to make us even more late because I can't wait to see everyones jaw drop when you enter the room and light it up in the way that you only you can.

Ohh by the way lets go shopping tomorrow on my platinum amex .. I promise not to say the word No once

there is that better ?

andrew · Post by **andrew** » Mon Jan 06, 2003 10:19 pm

I think Im gonna be sick.... :rolleyes:

Michelle · Post by **Michelle** » Mon Jan 06, 2003 11:13 pm

Men . . . !

paul_y3k · Post by **paul_y3k** » Mon Jan 06, 2003 11:18 pm

women !!!!

andrew · Post by **andrew** » Mon Jan 06, 2003 11:18 pm

Woman !

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Tue Jan 07, 2003 1:23 pm

Woohoo unlimited AMEX!!!!!! Comeon Michelle! Lets go shopping!

paul_y3k · Post by **paul_y3k** » Tue Jan 07, 2003 1:24 pm

you see the normal respone ! shhheessh

stephen T · Post by **stephen T** » Tue Jan 07, 2003 1:29 pm

like i say to my misses.

WANT WANT WANT,

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Tue Jan 07, 2003 2:40 pm

Yeah but you get plenty in return!!!!!

stephen T · Post by **stephen T** » Tue Jan 07, 2003 2:51 pm

yea an endless supply of hassle. great

duncs · Post by **duncs** » Tue Jan 07, 2003 7:32 pm

best one asset? hmm is it my DIY skills, or my health and safety awareness? you, the readers, can decide!

2 weeks into my new house i was sanding the bedroom floor. not a bad job, so i then lifted a floorboard to test the colour stain, thinking if i didn't like it i could just turn the board over. problem is, i didn't replace the floorboard straightaway. i was doing some last-minute sanding, stepped back, and....

...hey presto! put my foot through the hole in the bedroom floor.

AND through into the lounge ceiling. which meant i had -another- job to do - plastering the lounge.

half an hour later my foot felt sore, so went to the doc, who advised i went to accident & emergency just to be sure. a four-hour wait later, and the x-ray showed i'd fractured 2 bones in my foot!

a couple of weeks later i was up a ladder in the lounge, plastering the lounge ceiling after, uh, putting my foot in it. i managed to lose my footing, and in the process of falling off the ladder, fractured a finger!

so perhaps DIY proficiency might not be my best asset. health and safety is now, though!

duncs

stephen T · Post by **stephen T** » Tue Jan 07, 2003 7:38 pm

lol soz couldnt help laughing. had visions of frank spencer and mr bean lol.

marriott30 · Post by **marriott30** » Tue Jan 07, 2003 8:37 pm

Duncs do you work weekends mate I have some bits to do around the house and you sound like the man
Cheers Paul