F**KIN TW*TED MY CAR beware bad language!!!

Erm · Post by **Erm** » Fri Jan 24, 2003 7:29 pm

well i stopped by my local lovely friendly peugeot dealer to pick up clips for my wheel arcdh extention that was coming off!!!
there werent anywhere to park so i just jumped out quickly leavin the car blockin the car park and the garage, went to ask the bloke and he said wait a min he'll check

then some stupid slapper comes out and says......... u gotta move ur car
i said i'll be gone in a min
she said no u gotta move it now my mechanics wont be able to pass
i said i'll be gone in a min
so she makes me move it that second
i was pissed off at her.....didnt look where the car was on my left.....
and twated the corner of my rear bumper with the front of theirs

i got out to check the damage..... and she was still on at me to move my car!!!
told her to feck off and wait a fuckin minute so i cud just clear my head
and then after her takin the piss of my inability to parallel park cause i was worried about the damage
i sorta said...... fuck off u stupid bitch

but i actually betttered it
cause some bloke thatt worked their parked my car when i gave my details to them
and then when i was about to go he goes u alright to get out of there? with a stupid smirk on his face........
said....is that a joke
and then he goes no we are here to help....... well sarky
so i replied no ur feckin abusive pricks like that stupid slut over there

wheel spun outta there..........

a very pissed off and upset Erm

blondecruiser · Post by **blondecruiser** » Fri Jan 24, 2003 7:32 pm

awwwww poor ermy, BIG HUG 4 ya, hope ya ok & hope the damage aint too bad, at least u gave the stupid cow a rite mouthful, so 2 speak LOL

stephen T · Post by **stephen T** » Fri Jan 24, 2003 7:43 pm

gutted mate.

Michelle · Post by **Michelle** » Fri Jan 24, 2003 8:08 pm

Ooh, I would be so mad - sorry to hear that mate.

paul_y3k · Post by **paul_y3k** » Fri Jan 24, 2003 10:30 pm

ahhh the first prang is always the nastiest ... bad luck mate, still at least you could walk away, others i know weren't so lucky ... soz but it does help to keep things in perspective

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Sat Jan 25, 2003 2:26 am

That sucks dude,

sorry to hear it.

J

CB · Post by CB » Sat Jan 25, 2003 1:30 pm

Bad luck Ermster....... :rolleyes:

I was wondering.....can i get a "BIG HUG" from Chloe if i twat my car????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/

Erm · Post by **Erm** » Sat Jan 25, 2003 1:32 pm

NO

i've used up all her hugs

CB · Post by CB » Sat Jan 25, 2003 6:27 pm

Dave-T · Post by **Dave-T** » Sat Jan 25, 2003 6:30 pm

Ben302 · Post by **Ben302** » Sat Jan 25, 2003 10:39 pm

bad luck mate

did you use any of these words

http://www.rathergood.com/swearotron.html

blondecruiser · Post by **blondecruiser** » Sun Jan 26, 2003 2:25 pm

crackin little game

AxsMan · Post by **AxsMan** » Mon Jan 27, 2003 9:38 am

... so i just jumped out quickly leavin the car blockin the car park and the garage,...

then some stupid slapper comes out and says......... u gotta move ur car
i said i'll be gone in a min
she said no u gotta move it now my mechanics wont be able to pass
i said i'll be gone in a min
so she makes me move it that second
i was p***ed off at her.....didnt look where the car was on my left.....
and t**ted the corner of my rear bumper with the front of theirs

i got out to check the damage..... and she was still on at me to move my car!!!
told her to feck off and wait a fuckin minute so i cud just clear my head
and then after her takin the p*** of my inability to parallel park cause i was worried about the damage
i sorta said...... f*** off u stupid bitch

but i actually betttered it
cause some bloke thatt worked their parked my car when i gave my details to them
and then when i was about to go he goes u alright to get out of there? with a stupid smirk on his face........
said....is that a joke
and then he goes no we are here to help....... well sarky
so i replied no ur feckin abusive pricks like that stupid slut over there

wheel spun outta there..........

a very p***ed off and upset Erm

So in a nutshell you parked selfishly, lost your temper when asked to move, pranged your CC in a fit of pique, and then swore at several people.

And for this we should sympathise with you?

Ever heard of self control?

Hope you don't get that wound up on the roads, 'cuz if you do you are an accident waiting to happen.

All IMHO of course

ST

Erm · Post by **Erm** » Mon Jan 27, 2003 10:06 am

i have self control........

thats why i didnt smack that twat in the mouth

sorry but if u intentionally are winding someone up u are askin for trouble and thats wot they was doin.......

i didnt want sympathy from u.......

Justin · Post by **Justin** » Mon Jan 27, 2003 10:15 am

So in a nutshell you parked selfishly, lost your temper when asked to move, pranged your CC in a fit of pique, and then swore at several people.

And for this we should sympathise with you?

Ever heard of self control?

Hope you don't get that wound up on the roads, 'cuz if you do you are an accident waiting to happen.

All IMHO of course

ST