nonsense and other stuff - Don't enter if easily offended !!!!!
Duncan
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by Duncan » Thu May 29, 2003 11:17 pm
1. $21
2. My Grandads fob watch
3. something my wife bought from Ann Summers
CB you forgot Derek Hatton and Bo Derek
Liszt 3 classical composers
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CB
Posts: 4312 Joined: Mon Apr 08, 2002 1:00 am
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by CB » Thu May 29, 2003 11:29 pm
1. Edward Elgar
2. Nigel Kennedy
3. Gareth Gates
List three sexually transmitted diseases (and a story if you've got one
)
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Duncan
Posts: 1041 Joined: Mon Apr 22, 2002 1:00 am
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by Duncan » Thu May 29, 2003 11:42 pm
1. Aids
2. Syphillis
3. Children (sorry if you've got any)
CB.... Nigel and Gareth are not classical composers. Surely you could get Brahms and Liszt (there was a clue in the question)
Name three things which only come out at night
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CB
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by CB » Thu May 29, 2003 11:50 pm
I am Brahms and Liszt (cockney rhyming slang
)
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Duncan
Posts: 1041 Joined: Mon Apr 22, 2002 1:00 am
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by Duncan » Thu May 29, 2003 11:51 pm
I am Brahms and Liszt (cockney rhyming slang
)
Yes the pun was intended..........I some how knew you would be up to the task
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rob
Posts: 2232 Joined: Sat Dec 01, 2001 1:00 am
Location: Belper, England
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by rob » Fri May 30, 2003 12:04 am
and getting to shag Princess Leia
Does julia get to wear danish pastries on her head in bed then ???
Rob
Smart Brabus Roadster - exactly what it says on the badge
Vanda
Posts: 1389 Joined: Wed Feb 12, 2003 7:02 pm
Location: Nottinghamshire
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by Vanda » Fri May 30, 2003 1:35 am
Moths
Bats
REALLY BIG SPIDERS when you're just trying to get to sleep
List three things that you do with your hands
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Sex alleviates tension.....love causes it!
tiranova
Posts: 1511 Joined: Fri May 16, 2003 4:34 pm
Location: Bristol, UK
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by tiranova » Fri May 30, 2003 10:06 am
1. Rude hand signals!
2. Kneed bread
3. Stroke my cat
Name 3 politians you admire (is that possible?)
Liz
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Now driving Mercedes SLK280
CB
Posts: 4312 Joined: Mon Apr 08, 2002 1:00 am
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by CB » Fri May 30, 2003 10:45 am
1. John Major (I've met him and chatted quite a few times and he is NOTHING like his public image - hes very funny. I was NOT surprised when i heard about the whole thing with Edwina Currie...the rascal)
2. Colin Powell (read his autobiography, the guy is inspiring)
3. John Glenn (used to be an astronaut, one of the Mercury 7, one of my all time heroes, became a senator)
List three things you'd do today in this glorious weather if you weren't at work (i'm not at work
)
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Julia
Posts: 2604 Joined: Fri Dec 07, 2001 1:00 am
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by Julia » Fri May 30, 2003 10:56 am
1. Go to the beach (ok ok it isn't exactly Barbados but Bournemouth isnt too bad)
2. Cruise in my CC of course (topless!)
3. Sunbathe!
List 3 things you aim to achieve by the end of this year......
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MattB
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Posts: 1609 Joined: Fri Dec 27, 2002 8:07 pm
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by MattB » Fri May 30, 2003 11:49 am
Julia, you're not sunbathing topless?
1. Get a pay review (only 2 months late
)
2. Buy a house
3. Find the meaning of life, the universe and everything
List your three worst sickie excuses...
paul_y3k
Posts: 2422 Joined: Thu May 09, 2002 1:00 am
Location: Swindon
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by paul_y3k » Fri May 30, 2003 12:47 pm
1 ) sprained ankle cant drive
2) chicken pox
3) grannys funeral (3 times now and still not caught out !)
list 3 things that are in the back of your fridge that really do need a health warning ....
Angry Paul !
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Julia
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by Julia » Fri May 30, 2003 1:00 pm
I nominate CB to answer this!
Shame he isn't online
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Duncan
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by Duncan » Fri May 30, 2003 1:03 pm
1. Potatoes (with eyes)
2. Half open jar of anchovies
3. Rhubarb and orange pudding (not old but my mother made it)
name three countries begining with the letter D
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CB
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by CB » Fri May 30, 2003 1:37 pm
1. Denmark
2. Dijibouti
3. Dominica
Name three things on your body you'd change if you could...
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