Not quite Mallets Mallet.....

CB · Post by CB » Wed Jun 04, 2003 11:13 am

1. The risk of being caught going (with) AWOL is exciting

2. So he can keep an eye on Aimee with Mr AWOL around

3. Because he is being paid by CB to keep an eye on Julia

(disclaimer - Nick the Para is a good bloke and i am not questioning his sexuality. Christ, have you SEEN some of those knuckle-draggers in the Paras? Think i'm stupid?)

List three things you'd find living in trees...

Duncan · Post by **Duncan** » Wed Jun 04, 2003 11:18 am

1. It's a good idea to strap yourself in at night

2. Bark scratches

3. Andrex is better than leaves

Name three things you find living in a hole in the ground

CB · Post by CB » Wed Jun 04, 2003 11:27 am

1. Earthworms

2. Swampy the eco-protester

3. Giraffes

List three things that you hope to acheive by the time you die...

tiranova · Post by **tiranova** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 12:57 pm

1. Visit Australia
2. Cuddle a koala
3. Win the Lottery

Name 3 breeds of cat (moggies dont count)

Jussi · Post by **Jussi** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 1:07 pm

1. Maine Coon (we have two).
2. Ragdoll
3. Bengali

List three things you can do in Midsummer night in Finland

Duncan · Post by **Duncan** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 2:26 pm

1. burn large amounts of wood

2. read a newspaper ..... without a torch

err 3 things

get drunk?

get naked and run through the woods?

sauna?

OK not doing very well here........ Jussi help!

Name 3 things that are normally found in a group of three

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 2:44 pm

1. Wheels on a tricycle
2. Leaves on the majority of clovers in fields
3. Triplets

Name 3 things that can be associated with yellow

Duncan · Post by **Duncan** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 3:24 pm

1. ribbon

2. river

3. pages

Name the three primary colours

CB · Post by CB » Thu Jun 05, 2003 3:28 pm

1. Red

2. Green

3. Blue

List three things that you can do underwater...

Duncan · Post by **Duncan** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 3:59 pm

I don't know whether I should be answering given that it's Red, Blue, Yellow (you get green by mixing blue and yellow so it's a secondry colour)

1. Drown

2. Get eaten by sharks

3. Go all wrinkley

Name three things that you can't do underwater

MattB · Post by **MattB** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 4:01 pm

1. Breathe
2. Drink beer
3. Hear CB's jokes

List three things that you'd miss if you were dead... (oh what a cheery thought!)

Sir Charles Arthur Strong · Thu Jun 05, 2003 4:12 pm

Being dead, as I am, I can answer this one with authority

1 SPAM the type you eat

2 The Archers

3 My little red frock with the daisies embroidered around the hem

Name three reasons not to die ......never ever.....I will live for ever.......live for ever

CB · Post by CB » Thu Jun 05, 2003 6:56 pm

1. I would miss beer too much

2. I would miss Wolverhampton Wanderers in the top league for THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIVING MEMORY!!!

3. I am scared of earthworms.

List three excuses you've used for pulling a sickie at work...

tiranova · Post by **tiranova** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 7:06 pm

Hope there's no-one on here I work with in disguise!!

1. Migrane

2. Vomiting

3. the sh*ts

List 3 things you would find on an airplane

CB · Post by CB » Thu Jun 05, 2003 7:08 pm

1. A couple of wings

2. A gay steward

3. A pilot with a moustache

List three reasons why you should change your underpants every day...