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Ben302
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Post by Ben302 »

1. Skiddies
2. Smellies
3. Ease of removal (Both Reading and Glastonbury festival experienced)

Name three good things about Big Brother.....
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Julia
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Post by Julia »

Dermot on BBLB :hyper:
The sexy mans voice who narrates the updates.
Perfect for people like me who love to "people watch!" (Blokes prob don't understand but girls will!)

Name 3 people you know with ridiculous names. (Can be first name, middle name or surname)
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CB
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Post by CB »

1. Erm ;)

2. Lyndon ;)

3. Penis (a guy I know...his name is Paul Ennis, (P. Ennis) He is an absolute man-mountain and it is hilarious watching peoples reaction when you call him Penis in a bar, they stand back and wait to catch the teeth!!)



List three things you've never done in bed...
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Mr_AWOL
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Post by Mr_AWOL »

1. painted a picture

2. written a poem

3. rolled over & nudged vanda (shame ;) )

list 3 things you have done but immediately regretted............

CB
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Post by CB »

In bed?

Lifes too short for regrets in that department ;) Besides, alcohol helps in forgetting...

Life in general?

1. Selling my CC :(

2. Selling my Star Wars toy collection :cry:

3. Joining the military instead of becoming an Astronaut :|



Name three things you'd tell your Boss if you had the guts...
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tiranova
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Post by tiranova »

1. He is a very small minded person

2. He needs to wash more often (suffers from BO & bad breath)

3. To stick his f***ing job!


Name 3 things you LIKE about your job.............. I know thats a hard one!
:rotfl:
Liz


[url=http://www.peugeot206cc.co.uk/newowners?id=468]Ex-Owner 468[/url]

Now driving Mercedes SLK280

MattB
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Post by MattB »

1. 5pm
2. Weekends
3. 26th of each month or the previous working day (ie pay day)

Name three things that would make the perfect job

Julia
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Post by Julia »

1. Longer breaks than working hours
2. 2 day week and 5 day weekend
3. Free chocolate

Hmmmm the 2 day week and 5 day weekend sounds like CBs job ;)
Oh and the longer breaks than working hours sounds like my current job! Shouldn't complain really! :lol:

Name 3 things to do in the car on a long journey...............
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Duncan
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Post by Duncan »

1 Play I Spy

2 Shout "are we there yet every 5min/5Miles"

3 Wave at the car behind


Name three reasons to take a short car journey rather than walk
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tiranova
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Location: Bristol, UK

Post by tiranova »

1. If God had meant us to walk he wouldnt have given us cars

2. To pose in your new CC with the top down

3. Pure and unadulterated lazyness


Name 3 cars you wouldnt want to be seen dead in
Liz


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Now driving Mercedes SLK280

Julia
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Post by Julia »

1. CRX (legs it from CB!) :yuck:
2. Skoda (yep I know the new ones are basically VWs but I mean an old one) :yuck:
3. Fiat (any kind of fiat) :yuck:

Name 3 people you would like to meet in person
(can be famous people or even forum members!)
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Duncan
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Post by Duncan »

1 Edwin Landseer Lutyens

2 Jim Morrison

3 Salvador Dali


Name 3 famous peoples you have met ... passed in the street.... when to your second cousins school (20 years before they did)
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tiranova
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Post by tiranova »

[quote=""Julia""]2. Skoda (yep I know the new ones are basically VWs but I mean an old one) :yuck:

I totally agree with you on that one, Julia, no street cred whatsoever! :yikes:
Liz


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Now driving Mercedes SLK280

Julia
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Post by Julia »

1. Glen Hoddle
2. Nick Faldo
3. Fergie and the princesses

(Met all in my last job. All really nice people apart from the golfer! ;))

Name 3 of your favourite ice cream flavours
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Duncan
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Post by Duncan »

1. Cherry Garcia (Ben and Jerrys- named after Grateful Dead's Gerry Garcia)

2 Baileys (Haagen Dazs- got Baileys in)

3 Full Vermonty (Ben and Jerrys- named after .... Full Monty and Vermont I guess)


Name your three least favourite foods
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