National "Deal with **** heads day!

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Julia
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Post by Julia »

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Can I propose that there be a day dedicated to the complete **** heads in this world that spend their time pi**ing me off from day to day!
I seem to have had my fair share of them today!

Numero 1)
A visitor coming to see me decides that he won't bother calling up asking for directions until he is on his way. When I ask where he is he is about an hour away! He then demands that I give him step by step directions on his mobile while he is driving. After trying to reason with him and tell him that if he gets to the particular motorway junction I can then direct him from there (5 mins from the office)
So then I get more phone calls where he is not listening to anything I say and is completely lost! :rolleyes:


Numero 2) My phone goes at work with some good for nothing sales rep on the end of the line thinking I was an employee that worked here years and years ago. Then when I said they had left he tried another 4 names of ex employees! (Nice to see his records were up to date) He was trying to sell me something. I tell him that I am not the right person to speak too with regards to that but I do know that we aren't looking to buy what he is selling. He then says...
"Can you tell me then who I would need to speak too in a years time then"
I paused for a moment thinking I mis heard him but he had in fact asked me who would be working here in a years time!
LOSER!

Is it just me or are these complete time wasters!!!

B R E A T H E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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CB
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Post by CB »

and of course all your yahoo/msn stalkers!!!
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Lual
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Post by Lual »

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Hi ya Julia I had the exact same day with my customers bunch of pain in the bums, the things they ask you :shock: sometimes I feel like telling them to sod off but thats work for you. :) :). Hope you have a better day tomorrow.

paul_y3k
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Post by paul_y3k »

so going without chocolate going ok then is it julia ? :twisted:
Angry Paul !
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Julia
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Post by Julia »

:twisted: Yes :twisted: Paul :twisted: absolutely :twisted: bl**dy :twisted: marvellous :twisted:

;)
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Post by CB »

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Ben302
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Post by Ben302 »

to quote Homer Simpson

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM CHOCOLATE :P
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lisa_mac
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Post by lisa_mac »

Never ever ever give up chocolate ... ever!

Ben302
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Post by Ben302 »

After being outpaced hopelessly at Karting on the 1st of June. I have as of the 1st of June given up Alcohol for a month and the other half has given up Chocolate. All is going OK so far with only mild cravings being experienced. Roll on July 1st when I can go outr on the piss again.
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Post by Julia »

Ummm Ben.... you had me completely confused then coz thats what CB and I have decided on!

As you can see I am totally :twisted: fine :twisted: with :twisted: the :twisted: constant :twisted: cravings!
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Post by Pauline »

:twisted: Liar :twisted: liar :twisted: pants :twisted: on :twisted: fire :D

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Ben302
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Post by Ben302 »

Carolyn gets the 'ump when I do my Homer-esque MMMMM CHOCOLATE phrase in her direction whilst waving a kit-kat chunky in her face. While she picks up a can of Caffrey's and waves it in my direction and says things like let's go down the pub and see the pool team. All part of the fun I guess :?
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CB
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Post by CB »

And i'm FINE with giving up beer for the month.

FINE!

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Post by Duncan »

it seems Julia got the raw end of the deal..there are other forms of alcohol to beer but no alternative to chocolate!

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CB
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Post by CB »

it seems Julia got the raw end of the deal..there are other forms of alcohol to beer but no alternative to chocolate!

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apparently sex releases the same "feel-good" hormones as chocolate
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