What is it about Seagulls?

tiranova · Post by **tiranova** » Sun Jun 15, 2003 11:57 pm

Washed and polished the car this morning, it looked fantastic!

Drove to Ilfracombe, all the parking is by the harbour.

Went for a little walk around the town, got back to the car to find it was covered in bird sh*t. Do you think the damned seagulls can recognise newly washed cars, and decide they have to mess them up?

Looks like its gonna get another wash tomorrow.

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 1:57 am

Bad luck!

I can sympathise.

In Perrinorth a seagull lined me up before taking aim and raking my previous SLK from bonnet to boot narrowly missing my head - another dumped on me in Mevigissey.

They're the devil.

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 1:58 am

Bad luck!

I can sympathise.

In Perrinporth a seagull lined me up before taking aim and raking my old SLK from bonnet to boot narrowly, missing my head - another dumped on it in Mevigissey.

They're the devil.

Derek · Post by **Derek** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 2:20 am

ok robbie we heard u the 1st time

Erm · Post by **Erm** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 11:27 am

we had 2 pigeons in the exam hall on friday

was a case of write ur essays whilst tryin not to get bird turd on ya head :rolleyes:

Emma206 · Post by **Emma206** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 5:38 pm

eyes down!

Ben302 · Post by **Ben302** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 6:33 pm

just after I got my cc I was having a blast up to the M2 to cool the interior down when I got caught in traffic and splat right on the back of the neck.

and that's supposed to be lucky apparently?

Erm · Post by **Erm** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 6:40 pm

serves u right for supportin a shit team ben

Pauline · Post by **Pauline** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 8:09 pm

My sister had a theory after my mum (bright blue Matiz) and I (silver CC) parked outside her flat 100yds from the seafront. We came out the next morning and mine was covered from front to back. my mum's? Not even the tiniest splash

My sister reckoned it was the colour of the CC looked like water and they came in to land and dive bombed it! Uh?

Ben302 · Post by **Ben302** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 10:25 pm

serves u right for supportin a s**t team ben

Not seen many seagulls in North London - Looks like Spurs may need a few dropsies of luck from them gulls if they are gonna stay up next season.

UR GOIN DOWN

tiranova · Post by **tiranova** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 11:30 pm

My sister had a theory after my mum (bright blue Matiz) and I (silver CC) parked outside her flat 100yds from the seafront. We came out the next morning and mine was covered from front to back. my mum's? Not even the tiniest splash My sister reckoned it was the colour of the CC looked like water and they came in to land and dive bombed it! Uh?

Well mines black, would have thought the blue matiz was more the colour of water than the silver

Greenday · Post by **Greenday** » Tue Jun 17, 2003 12:29 am

Mine black to and get this, i washed it the other day, when i finished i went inside put my bucket away and came back out to put on some tire shine (only leaving the car for about 3 minutes) and a bird had already s*it right down the side of the car :x

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Tue Jun 17, 2003 1:00 am

I was soo paranoid this weekend that i waxed it in my garage to avoid anything happening before i finished!

(I say waxed it, but i got three quarters round and thought "sod the drivers side, its too hot so i'm going out driving with the roof down"!

tiranova · Post by **tiranova** » Tue Jun 17, 2003 11:41 pm

I'd shoot all seagulls!

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Wed Jun 18, 2003 12:16 am

No need - just go out armed with a few slices of bread and a tub of baking soda!