her parents are away and she is getting real horny, so horny that she wants to do it on the nearly new leather lemon sofa, Cool. She is so sexy and a nice fit bod, so lets go yeeeeeh,
Well we're going at it, when she says "mike can you give me it up the ass?" Well it wasn't X-mas but could have been, So I obliged... But oh no parents back early scenario, Click at the door... We rush upstairs and manage to look Ok as we wander down stairs and ask how the holiday was?..........
It was not until several days later that the babe was crying on the phone, Oh no what's wrong I asked,....She said 'Sooky' has been put down, at the vets, Mum and Dad said that if Sooky "Shit" on the new sofa while they were away that would be the last time.........
Poor Sooky....So assing yer bird on the new Sofa can be a killer!!!!!
