Chat up lines....

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 4:01 pm

The convo in the office today was chat up lines! (Yep very busy today!)

Having discussed quite a few (CB yours went down like a lead balloon

)
what are your best and worse that you have heard?

For the record.... One of CBs chat up lines....
You smell nice... (I smile but CB continues) Have you been sick? :doh:

paul_y3k · Post by **paul_y3k** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 4:40 pm

i dunno all the ones i use tend to result in getting slapped

actually hurling abuse at girl in question tends to work

Erm · Post by **Erm** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 4:52 pm

wanna play army????

i'll lie down and u can blow the hell outta me

CB · Post by CB » Wed Jul 09, 2003 7:42 pm

Well my faves are: (Julias mentioned one of them

)

You've got beautiful eyes.....................Can I lick them?

Wow! You've lost weight!......................Oh no, wait a minute, my mistake, I've found it. Its on your arse.

Do you like jewellery?.........................Well s*** my ****...its a gem!

Do you chocolate?..............................Well s*** my ****...its a treet!

You don't sweat much for a fat lass do you?

Do you know the difference between a cock and a chicken?.........No? wanna come on a picnic?

You've got the face of an angel.......................a Hells Angel

You're a real honey.......................................a honey monster

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Believe it or not a few of these have actually worked in the past!!!

Pauline · Post by **Pauline** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 8:12 pm

Do you like wine gums? Well wind ya gums round this

Michelle · Post by **Michelle** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 9:44 pm

I've heard a few dodgy ones in my time, the worst being "have you got your toothbrush because you're not going home tonight" YUCK!!!

I have to admit to using the old "Do you come here often line?" and it worked!!

CB · Post by CB » Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:42 pm

***original reply edited to stop sulking occuring***

Cappy · Post by **Cappy** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:49 pm

I want to treat you like a picnic, spread you out and take what i want, (never used it though but my friend used it) never pulled though cant think why!

Erm · Post by **Erm** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 11:30 pm

look as good as me and u dont need a chat up line

Cappy · Post by **Cappy** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 11:32 pm

I have heard it all mate, did not work last week though!!!!

tiranova · Post by **tiranova** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 11:49 pm

Someone actually once said to me "get your coat love you've pulled"

Ive also had "heres 10p to phone your mum and tell her you wont be home tonight"

Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Erm · Post by **Erm** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 11:54 pm

you win some u lose some........

as long as you keep playing the game

Nice legs... What time do they open?
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but then beauty is only a light switch away.
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even further for that thing you do with your tongue.
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

and the best...............

(Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.

Riss · Post by **Riss** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 11:58 pm

I want to treat you like a picnic, spread you out and take what i want, (never used it though but my friend used it) never pulled though cant think why!

he didn't use that one on me!!!!!

Riss · Post by **Riss** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 12:00 am

Someone once said I had a small mouth - I sent them to Specsavers the next day

Cappy · Post by **Cappy** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 7:40 am

Good job to, who said that Riss???
Was not me that all I can say.