Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
How can a person be "pretty ugly?".
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
If a fly is without wings, would it be called a walk?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
If 'con' is the opposite of 'pro' then congress must be the opposite of progress.
If it's true that the left side of the brain controls the right half of the body, then does that mean that only left-handers are in their right minds?
If quiters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the fool who said, "Quit while you're ahead"?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to comit suicide, is that a hostage situation?
If teachers taught, why don't preachers praught.
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
If you wrote a letter, could you have you bote your tongue?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
Is it possible to be a closet claustrophobic?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
Is it still called fishing if you don't catch anything?
Is there a horseful carriage or a strapful gown?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
What do you pack styrofoam in?
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
What is a sung hero or requited love?
What is combobulated, gruntled, ruly or peccable?
What's another word for thesaurus?
When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.
Where are all those people who ARE spring chickens or who would ACTUALLY hurt a fly?
Why are boxing rings are square.
Why are Sweetmeats candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
Why are they called 'cowboys' aren't cows girls?
Why can we say the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?
Why can you can make amends but can't make one amend.
Why can you comb through annals of history but can't comb a single annal.
Why do cowboys were two spurs, if one side of the horse goes doesn't the other?
Why do noses run and feet smell.
Why do only adults have problems with childproof bottles?
Why do people go on vacation and write back to others saying 'Wish you were here', you don't wish these people were here, these people are the reason you're taking a vacation.
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting?
Why do they call it a Guinea Pig when it is not from Guinea nor is it a pig.
Why do they call them English Muffins when they weren't invented in England.
Why do they call them French Fries when they weren't invented in France.
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Why do we call it a building when it's already built?
Why do we call them apartments when they're all stuck together?
Why do we fill in a form by filling it out.
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways.
Why do we ship by truck and send cargo or a truck by ship.
Why do we teach our children not to play in the street, but we sell ice cream from a moving truck?
Why do you call it a TV set when you only get one?
Why does a house can burn up as it burns down.
Why does everybody want to goto Heaven, but nobody wants to die?
Why does your car run better after being washed?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why is "crazy man" an insult, while to insert a comma and say "crazy, man!" is a compliment.
Why is "overlook" and "oversee" opposites, but "quite a lot" and "quite a few" are the same.
Why is it a slim chance and a fat chance are the same, but a wise man and wise guy are opposites..
Why is it called Quicksand when it is slow.
Why is it that an alarm clock goes off by going on.
Why is it that we recite at a play and play at a recital.
Why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham.
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
Why is there no apple nor pine in pineapple.
Why is there no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger.
Why would anyone spend $5000 on a Rolex watch, if you have $5000 to spend on a watch you can afford to be late.
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