Blonde joke

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 12:26 pm

A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains.
She tells the salesman :
I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.
The surprised salesman replies:
But, madam, computers do not have curtains....
And the blonde said:

Helloooo.... I've got Windows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tiranova · Post by **tiranova** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 1:16 pm

CRINGE!!!

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 2:26 pm

No I found it somewhere on the web!
I take it Radio 1 were taking the p!ss out of blondes then :rolleyes:

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 5:47 pm

I am sooooooo blonde at times I begin to worry...

While at work today I am arranging travel plans for a Vice President of the Company. As I am aware of how important he is and how important these flight bookings and meeting details are I am going over things with a fine tooth comb.... so once his flights are booked to Munich I email him all the details of his meeting plans and flight details with the subject...

Travel arrangements for your trip to Milan.

DOH!!!!!

He swiftly emailed me back (I could sense the panic in his email) asking me to check he was in fact flying to Munich and not Milan like my email subject had said!
Thank God I hadn't gone as far as booking it to Milan! Just made an error on the email! PHEW!

CB · Post by CB » Thu Jul 17, 2003 7:00 pm

I am sooooooo blonde at times I begin to worry...

YOU worry???!!!!????

TheMinel · Post by **TheMinel** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 2:37 pm

tiranova · Post by **tiranova** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 4:30 pm

I am sooooooo blonde at times I begin to worry...

While at work today I am arranging travel plans for a Vice President of the Company. As I am aware of how important he is and how important these flight bookings and meeting details are I am going over things with a fine tooth comb.... so once his flights are booked to Munich I email him all the details of his meeting plans and flight details with the subject...

Travel arrangements for your trip to Milan.

DOH!!!!!

He swiftly emailed me back (I could sense the panic in his email) asking me to check he was in fact flying to Munich and not Milan like my email subject had said!
Thank God I hadn't gone as far as booking it to Milan! Just made an error on the email! PHEW!

Close enough both start with an M

Duncan · Post by **Duncan** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 4:48 pm

personally I would have sent him to Milan

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 5:06 pm

Yeah but you don't work here and I do! (For the time being!)

Greenday · Post by **Greenday** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 6:20 pm

I found this on the net and thought all the blondes out there would like to read it:

A blond walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blond replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

CB · Post by CB » Mon Jul 21, 2003 1:56 am

Blonde Medical Terminology

Anally -- occurring yearly
Artery -- study of paintings
Bacteria -- back door of cafeteria
Barium -- what doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel -- letter like A.E.I.O.U
Caesarean section -- district in Rome
Cat scan -- searching for kitty
Cauterise -- Made eye contact with her
Colic -- sheep dog
Coma -- a punctuation mark
Congenital -- friendly
D&C -- where Washington is
Diarrhoea -- journal of daily events
Dilate -- to live long
Enema -- not a friend
Fester -- quicker
Fibula -- a small lie
Genital -- non-Jewish
G.I. Series -- soldiers' ball game
Grippe -- suitcase
Hangnail -- coat-hook
Impotent -- distinguished, well known
Intense pain -- torture in a tepee
Labour pain -- got hurt at work
Medical staff -- doctor's cane
Morbid -- higher offer
Nitrate -- cheaper than day rate
Node -- was aware of
Outpatient -- person who had fainted
Pap smear -- fatherhood test
Pelvis -- cousin of Elvis
Post operative -- letter carrier
Protein -- favouring young people
Rectum -- damn near killed 'em
Recovery room -- place to do upholstery
Rheumatic -- amorous
Scar -- rolled tobacco leaf
Secretion -- hiding anything
Seizure -- Roman emperor
Serology -- study of knighthood
Tablet -- small tablet
Terminal illness -- sickness at airport
Tibia -- country in North Africa
Tumour -- an extra pair
Urine -- opposite of you're out
Varicose -- located nearby
Vein -- conceited

CB · Post by CB » Mon Jul 21, 2003 1:57 am

A blond and a brunette are walking along in a forest and the brunette says, "Oh look a dead bird."
The blond looks up at the sky and says, "Where?"

CB · Post by CB » Mon Jul 21, 2003 1:57 am

A blonde was walking along a country road, when she saw another blonde in a field, sitting in a rowboat and trying to use the oars. The first blonde cupped her hands around her mouth and yelled,
"Hey you! You can't use a boat on dirt! You're giving us blondes a reputation for being dumb, and if I could swim I'd come out there and kick your ass!"

Wojtaz · Post by **Wojtaz** » Mon Jul 21, 2003 4:04 pm

A blonde is walking in a shopping center. Suddenly her cell phone rings. She answers the telephone and ask: "Mom how do You konow that I`m here??"

tiranova · Post by **tiranova** » Mon Jul 21, 2003 11:58 pm

Blonde Medical Terminology

Priceless!