Cleaning a cat................

tiranova · Post by **tiranova** » Mon Jul 28, 2003 11:07 pm

How to Clean a Cat

Thoroughly clean the toilet.
Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and lift both lids.
Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him to the bathroom.
In one smooth movement, put the cat into the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the top so he cannot escape.)
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the cat, as his paws will be reaching for anything they can find.
Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
Have someone open the back door and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the garden.

Stand behind the toilet as much as you can and lift both lids quickly.
The freshly cleaned cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside, where he will dry himself.

Sincerely, The Dog

CB · Post by CB » Tue Jul 29, 2003 12:02 am

Hey! We're back to cat torturing again! Hooray!

Post by **Lyndon** » Tue Jul 29, 2003 6:48 pm

How to Clean a Cat

Thoroughly clean the toilet.
Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and lift both lids.
Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him to the bathroom.
In one smooth movement, put the cat into the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the top so he cannot escape.)
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the cat, as his paws will be reaching for anything they can find.
Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
Have someone open the back door and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the garden.

Stand behind the toilet as much as you can and lift both lids quickly.
The freshly cleaned cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside, where he will dry himself.

Sincerely, The Dog

and i thought you were a cat lover

Chew · Post by **Chew** » Tue Jul 29, 2003 7:05 pm

I love cats, but I have to admit that that's v funny!!!

MattB · Post by **MattB** » Tue Jul 29, 2003 7:05 pm

Hey! We're back to cat torturing again! Hooray!

http://www.bonsaikitten.com

Oops, did I type that?

tiranova · Post by **tiranova** » Tue Jul 29, 2003 7:17 pm

How to Clean a Cat

Thoroughly clean the toilet.
Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and lift both lids.
Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him to the bathroom.
In one smooth movement, put the cat into the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the top so he cannot escape.)
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the cat, as his paws will be reaching for anything they can find.
Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
Have someone open the back door and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the garden.

Stand behind the toilet as much as you can and lift both lids quickly.
The freshly cleaned cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside, where he will dry himself.

Sincerely, The Dog
and i thought you were a cat lover

I am, I didnt write it, the DOG did!

tiranova · Post by **tiranova** » Tue Jul 29, 2003 7:19 pm

Hey! We're back to cat torturing again! Hooray!
http://www.bonsaikitten.com

Oops, did I type that?

NO!!

Post by **Lyndon** » Tue Jul 29, 2003 7:35 pm

I am, I didnt write it, the DOG did!

d'oh of course

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Tue Jul 29, 2003 7:51 pm

Ugggh! That is one sick bit of work on the web. I agree its

tiranova · Post by **tiranova** » Tue Jul 29, 2003 7:54 pm

Ugggh! That is one sick bit of work on the web. I agree its

U on about the bonsai site? It should be banned from the web

Derek · Post by **Derek** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 8:22 am

that is totally the wrong way to wash a cat - why do u think washing machines were invented ?

fast spin is best

Jussi · Post by **Jussi** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 10:10 am

And then drying the cat in oven. That reminds me an old lady who has a habit to dry her cat in oven. Then old lady got microwave oven from her grandchildren...

And yes i am a cat lover (we have two maine coons).

MattB · Post by **MattB** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 10:34 am

Ugggh! That is one sick bit of work on the web. I agree its
U on about the bonsai site? It should be banned from the web

No cats were harmed in the making of the Bonsai kitten site! It's just a joke, so don't worry!

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 1:34 pm

Nothing against you Matt, but the cat in the web site looks mighty distressed having his face slammed up against the wall of a jar. There are also dudes with weird ideas. IMO the sites a joke too far.

toot · Post by **toot** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 2:24 pm

And although the site maybe a joke and no kitties were harmed, there are people out there that will not realise its a joke (or not even care that its a joke) and try it out for themselves anyway.