Save the kittens!!

[tiranova]

Right we,ve been watching this topic for a while and we don't like it.


We're cute, cuddly and fluffy so please.....please.......pretty please stop being nasty to cats!

Tell us a bit more about yourselves

[Titania_Oberon]

We,re brother and sister
and we'll be 9 in october

we're pedegree brtish shorthair lilacs

our hobbies include sleeping, knapping, snoozing, lying around with our eyes shut, leaving hair everywhere and pissing on the carpet when mummy and daddy are not looking

Oberon used to play chicken with cars but after loosing a couple of times has given it up


Ou mummy and daddy have a 206CC

[ICE DOCTOR]

[lilylilac]

We,re brother and sister
and we'll be 9 in october

we're pedegree brtish shorthair lilacs

our hobbies include sleeping, knapping, snoozing, lying around with our eyes shut, leaving hair everywhere and p***ing on the carpet when mummy and daddy are not looking

Oberon used to play chicken with cars but after loosing a couple of times has given it up


Ou mummy and daddy have a 206CC

Hi fellow felines

I am a lilac point Birman, pedigree too. I'm 7, had my birthday last month.

Its funny how we share the same hobbies, but I have one you havent mentioned, trying to trip the humans up when they are carrying things by winding round their legs.

My humum has a black CC

Lily

[lilylilac]

[Titania_Oberon]

Hello Lilylilac

Please could I have your telephone numb......mbvjnm,b.....oi Titania I'ts my ter......


Hello Lilylilac

Please ignore him. I agree the tripping up humans can be fun but Oberon doesn,t play cos he's attached to his mummy by a piece of elastic so he follows behind her everywhere. That's what he tells me but he's just a mummies boy really

Titania

[lilylilac]

Hello Lilylilac

Please could I have your telephone numb......mbvjnm,b.....oi Titania I'ts my ter......


Hello Lilylilac

Please ignore him. I agree the tripping up humans can be fun but Oberon doesn,t play cos he's attached to his mummy by a piece of elastic so he follows behind her everywhere. That's what he tells me but he's just a mummies boy really

Titania

Hey Titania

I've remembered another fun thing to do. Throw up a hairball during the night, and make sure its right where the humans walk barefoot when they are off to the bathroom in the morning! Then watch them cringe when they step on it!! Hee Hee!

I'm surprised we havent had a mail from that strange CB, hes always going on about how much he likes cats.

[Vanda]

Has everyone been on acid whilst I've been away?

[Greenday]

Has everyone been on acid whilst I've been away?

Oh yes

[Vanda]

That explains a lot!

[Titania_Oberon]

we're not on drugs cos we're good little kittens,

Our long perods of lethargic inactivity interspersed with short periods of manic hyper activity is entirely natural...we're cats.

We are real kittens forced onto the forum to protect feline world form some nasty humans


......or alternively posts on the forum from cats are entirely part of your own drug induced hallucinations


:rolleyes:

[lilylilac]

we're not on drugs cos we're good little kittens,

Our long perods of lethargic inactivity interspersed with short periods of manic hyper activity is entirely natural...we're cats.

We are real kittens forced onto the forum to protect feline world form some nasty humans


......or alternively posts on the forum from cats are entirely part of your own drug induced hallucinations


:rolleyes:

How can I follow that???????????????

[Titania_Oberon]

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