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nonsense and other stuff - Don't enter if easily offended !!!!!
Vanda
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Post by Vanda »

Right I get increasingly curious about how I tend to get certain stuff sent to me....

Prescription Viagra - Sorry I have no penis.
Banned CD - What the hell is all this about?
Penis enlargement - Again, have no penis.
Buy your diploma here - Worked my arse off for 4 years for a degree, go f yourself.
Diet pills without prescription - Okay, point taken!!
Re-finance your home - Don't think my mother would be too pleased if I did!
Septic tank - What?
Make her groan - Dont think I want to thanks.
Breast enlargement - Are you kidding?

Whats the weirdest things you get sent every bloody day?!
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Derek
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Post by Derek »

probably all the above plus more crap.

luckily the aol mailbox lets you delete e-mails just be holding the delete key - you dont need to select them or anything so it makes it easier :)
Derek

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tiranova
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Post by tiranova »

I get exactly the same as you Vanda!
Liz


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Vanda
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Post by Vanda »

Oh good...... and I take it you don't have a penis either?!!! ;)
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Mr_AWOL
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Location: Dover, Kent

Post by Mr_AWOL »

and I take it you don't have a penis either?!!! ;)
I've got one if anyone wants to borrow it! ;)

Terms and conditions:

a) All penises remain the property of the person to whom they are attatched
b) No penises shall be detatched from their original owner
c) Charges will be incurred to (and possibly brought against!) and hirers who damage a penis
d) The term 'anyone' shall exclude males, animals, and any female who was in fact born a male. The penis owner reserves the right not to enter into any agreement with a potential hirer who does not meet their standards
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Vanda
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Post by Vanda »

I'll borrow it!! Don't have much access to one at the moment, then I can have a look at these e-mails and get it enlarged!
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CB
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Post by CB »

I'll borrow it!! Don't have much access to one at the moment, then I can have a look at these e-mails and get it enlarged!
From the rumours I hear, if you borrow Mr Awols, you'll need too!! :rotfl:
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tiranova
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Location: Bristol, UK

Post by tiranova »

Oh good...... and I take it you don't have a penis either?!!! ;)
I didnt last time I looked, better check........................

(puts hand in trouser pocket, has a good rummage around, no definately no billiards in there)

:lol:
Liz


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Now driving Mercedes SLK280
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