Thoughts for a Friday. . . Give a person a fish and
you feed them for a day; teach that person to use
the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good
for anything, but you still can't help but smile
when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying
in hospitals dying of nothing.
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder
these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they
use to?
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It
pays no attention to criticism.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred
dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty
cents?
In the 60's people took acid to make the world
weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac
to make it normal.
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest
profession. I have come to realize that it bears a
very close resemblance to the first.
How is it one careless match can start a forest
fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: You read about all
these Terrorists-- most of them came here legally,
but they hung around on these expired visas, some
for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to
Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and
those people are all over you. I think we should put
Blockbuster in charge of immigration.
Live life today, you may get hit by a bus tomorrow.
Thoughts of the day...... Love the slinky one!!
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Jamesmitchell
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