What animal would you most like to smash into with your Pug?

nonsense and other stuff - Don't enter if easily offended !!!!!
britboy
Posts: 215
Joined: Wed Apr 09, 2003 4:22 pm
Location: London, UK

Post by britboy »

hehehe :D :D :D

:P Don't be offended :P It's only a joke!

Before all you soft-hearted types go mad and crazy at me .. this is my (fairly poor, and slightly sick) attempt at humour and yes in reality I'd much rather miss all the animals, feed the starving and promote world peace!

So don't write saying 'You nasty peice of work' unless you write it in a funny way! Cos I don't mean it I'm a nice lad really ( :twisted: )

BUT - MOST IMPORTANTLY -- WHICH ANIMAL WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO MAKE 'PUG GRILL MEAT'!
Top
charlieannear
Posts: 482
Joined: Tue Apr 08, 2003 4:01 pm
Location: Poole, Dorset (Cornish abroad)

Post by charlieannear »

Good grief, and I thought I was bored!

The only animal that belongs stuck to the front of a pug is the lion that already on there!
Just because you're paranoid, it don't mean they're not after you.

[url=http://www.peugeot206cc.co.uk/newowners?id=465]Owner 465
[color=red] 03, 2.0 SE Black/Silver limited Edition, (Black paint, black/red Leather interior, sports pack, luxury mats, Boot rack) plus boot tray and Clarion 6-disc CD autochanger
Extras: Aluminium hoops, aluminium tax disc holder, Conmatic, Griffiths Quickshift[/color][/url]
Top
britboy
Posts: 215
Joined: Wed Apr 09, 2003 4:22 pm
Location: London, UK

Post by britboy »

Ach I'm at work.

What do you expect ;)

It's either think of ways to maim animals -- or actually


-gulp-


work


:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Top
Rum Tum Tugger
Posts: 29
Joined: Thu Oct 24, 2002 4:23 pm

Post by Rum Tum Tugger »

you need to add Pikeys (Gypsies to all you northeners) to your list.....

Would get my vote everytime
Top
TheMinel
Posts: 908
Joined: Mon Sep 16, 2002 2:03 pm
Location: Manchester UK (italian though)

Post by TheMinel »

I LOVE gerbils! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
[url=http://www.peugeot206cc.co.uk/newowners?id=364]Owner 364[/url]
Mods to date: chrome hoops chrome gear shift surround, Ecosse lexus lights, SP lower grille, chrome washers, EBC greenstuff Brake Pads, clear fog light, Cadamuro Design Back Spoiler, Front Corner Splitters, colour coded bumpers and sides. CAR SOLD
Now: Azure 350Z
Top
tiranova
Posts: 1511
Joined: Fri May 16, 2003 4:34 pm
Location: Bristol, UK

Post by tiranova »

I DONT FIND IT FUNNY. THIS POST SHOULD BE REMOVED. ITS NOT A JOKE ITS SICK! :no:
Liz


[url=http://www.peugeot206cc.co.uk/newowners?id=468]Ex-Owner 468[/url]

Now driving Mercedes SLK280
Top
samwise
Posts: 226
Joined: Sun Mar 16, 2003 11:24 am
Location: SE16, London

Post by samwise »

I LOVE gerbils! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Yeah but so does Richard Gere! ;)
Top
charlieannear
Posts: 482
Joined: Tue Apr 08, 2003 4:01 pm
Location: Poole, Dorset (Cornish abroad)

Post by charlieannear »

I was wating for someone to say that! :lol:
Just because you're paranoid, it don't mean they're not after you.

[url=http://www.peugeot206cc.co.uk/newowners?id=465]Owner 465
[color=red] 03, 2.0 SE Black/Silver limited Edition, (Black paint, black/red Leather interior, sports pack, luxury mats, Boot rack) plus boot tray and Clarion 6-disc CD autochanger
Extras: Aluminium hoops, aluminium tax disc holder, Conmatic, Griffiths Quickshift[/color][/url]
Top
britboy
Posts: 215
Joined: Wed Apr 09, 2003 4:22 pm
Location: London, UK

Post by britboy »

Tiranova ..

Yes sorry it is a little twisted.

Rest assured I will now head whole-heartedly back into the land of nice posts entitled 'It's .1 degree warmer then it was at this time last year' and 'today there was a traffic jam .. grr' !!

;)

Thought I'd just add a bit of spice to the mix!
Top
Duncan
Posts: 1041
Joined: Mon Apr 22, 2002 1:00 am
Location: Berkshire

Post by Duncan »

definately sick :yuck:

not voting on this one

depite my dislike of the grey squirel I would never recommend using a car to kill it if it was necessary to kill in the first place.

we could try the "which part of a certain forum members anatony should be attached to which part of the car and then how should the car be driven " vote :no:
"all aboard the Skylark"
Top
TheMinel
Posts: 908
Joined: Mon Sep 16, 2002 2:03 pm
Location: Manchester UK (italian though)

Post by TheMinel »

come on guys, give him a break HE'S JOKING! :rolleyes:

charlie by the way I didn't get the Gere joke...... :shock:
[url=http://www.peugeot206cc.co.uk/newowners?id=364]Owner 364[/url]
Mods to date: chrome hoops chrome gear shift surround, Ecosse lexus lights, SP lower grille, chrome washers, EBC greenstuff Brake Pads, clear fog light, Cadamuro Design Back Spoiler, Front Corner Splitters, colour coded bumpers and sides. CAR SOLD
Now: Azure 350Z
Top
tiranova
Posts: 1511
Joined: Fri May 16, 2003 4:34 pm
Location: Bristol, UK

Post by tiranova »

Tiranova ..

Yes sorry it is a little twisted.

Rest assured I will now head whole-heartedly back into the land of nice posts entitled 'It's .1 degree warmer then it was at this time last year' and 'today there was a traffic jam .. grr' !!

;)

Thought I'd just add a bit of spice to the mix!
I'm still not amused, right now the only creature I'd like to squash with my cc would be Britboy! (Oh and by the way I'm NOT joking!)
Liz


[url=http://www.peugeot206cc.co.uk/newowners?id=468]Ex-Owner 468[/url]

Now driving Mercedes SLK280
Top
tiranova
Posts: 1511
Joined: Fri May 16, 2003 4:34 pm
Location: Bristol, UK

Post by tiranova »

definately sick :yuck:

not voting on this one

depite my dislike of the grey squirel I would never recommend using a car to kill it if it was necessary to kill in the first place.

we could try the "which part of a certain forum members anatony should be attached to which part of the car and then how should the car be driven " vote :no:
Well said Duncan!
Liz


[url=http://www.peugeot206cc.co.uk/newowners?id=468]Ex-Owner 468[/url]

Now driving Mercedes SLK280
Top
tiranova
Posts: 1511
Joined: Fri May 16, 2003 4:34 pm
Location: Bristol, UK

Post by tiranova »

Ach I'm at work.

What do you expect ;)

It's either think of ways to maim animals -- or actually


-gulp-


work



:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

You have a sick mind! The only thing that should be maimed is you!
Liz


[url=http://www.peugeot206cc.co.uk/newowners?id=468]Ex-Owner 468[/url]

Now driving Mercedes SLK280
Top
tiranova
Posts: 1511
Joined: Fri May 16, 2003 4:34 pm
Location: Bristol, UK

Post by tiranova »

Lyndon this topic is not funny but very upsetting, it should be deleted
Liz


[url=http://www.peugeot206cc.co.uk/newowners?id=468]Ex-Owner 468[/url]

Now driving Mercedes SLK280
Top

Return to “Monkey Forum”