Hands up if you've got the lurgy?!!

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 3:15 pm

Me.....booooo

britboy · Post by **britboy** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 4:02 pm

That reminds me of a joke.

This bloke is in a house in the middle of the night and theres this knocking on the door.

He opens it and theres a full size coffin. From inside the coffin this voice

'i have come to take your soul'.

The bloke slams the door shit but the coffin breaks it down. He legs it upstairs and the coffin chases after him.

He locks himself in the bathroom and the coffin starts breaking it down. In desperation he reaches inside the bathroom cabinet and sprays the first thing he finds over the coffin.

The coffin immediately slumps to the floor -- dead.

The guys reads the label .. it says ...

Benadryl ... stops coffin'

CB · Post by CB » Thu Oct 09, 2003 5:00 pm

Sorry to hear you are poorly Vanda....

Get well soon.

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 6:11 pm

Cheers mate feeling much better.....not thrown up in a while anyway!

paul_y3k · Post by **paul_y3k** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 6:11 pm

yeah vanda, get well soon
tis not nice spending the day in bed wathcnig Richard and Judy

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 6:26 pm

Especially when you are flat on your back.... no puns please!
I had a bad back!

PS - Get well soon Vanda

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 6:40 pm

Richard and f'ing Judy.......... don't even get me started on that pair of mindless idiots.

In actual fact the first part of my day was spent vomiting thankyou so I was not flat on my back or I would have asphyxiated!

I've been vomit free for a number of hours now though thanks all!!

Post by **Lyndon** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 6:52 pm

get well soon vanda