Too drunk

tiranova · Post by **tiranova** » Sat Dec 13, 2003 1:56 am

Signs That You're Too Drunk ...

You lose arguments with objects.

You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

Your Job is interfering with your drinking.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? - I think not!

Two hands and just one mouth... - now that's a drinking problem!

You can focus better with one eye closed.

The car park seems to have moved while you were in the pub.

You fall off the floor...

Five pints has just as many calories as a burger, forget dinner!

At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."

Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

You think Three Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, and Alcohol.

you don't recognize your wife unless seen through bottom of glass.

That pink elephant followed you home again.

You're as jober as a sudge.

and last but not least...

Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops

Sara · Post by **Sara** » Sat Dec 13, 2003 11:09 am

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Sat Dec 13, 2003 5:04 pm

Oh dear some of these apply to me when sober!

tiranova · Post by **tiranova** » Sat Dec 13, 2003 11:43 pm

Oh dear some of these apply to me when sober!

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 4:04 pm

You lose arguments with objects - but sometimes win when I hit them then swear!

You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth - Honestly sometimes this does happen

You can focus better with one eye closed - Even with my specs on