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Duncan
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Post by Duncan »

1. $21

2. My Grandads fob watch

3. something my wife bought from Ann Summers

CB you forgot Derek Hatton and Bo Derek



Liszt 3 classical composers
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CB
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Post by CB »

1. Edward Elgar

2. Nigel Kennedy

3. Gareth Gates




List three sexually transmitted diseases (and a story if you've got one ;) )
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Duncan
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Post by Duncan »

1. Aids

2. Syphillis

3. Children (sorry if you've got any)

CB.... Nigel and Gareth are not classical composers. Surely you could get Brahms and Liszt (there was a clue in the question)

Name three things which only come out at night
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Post by CB »

I am Brahms and Liszt (cockney rhyming slang ;) )
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Duncan
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Post by Duncan »

I am Brahms and Liszt (cockney rhyming slang ;) )

Yes the pun was intended..........I some how knew you would be up to the task
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rob
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Post by rob »

and getting to shag Princess Leia ;)
Does julia get to wear danish pastries on her head in bed then ???
Rob

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Post by Vanda »

Moths

Bats

REALLY BIG SPIDERS when you're just trying to get to sleep


List three things that you do with your hands
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tiranova
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Post by tiranova »

1. Rude hand signals!
2. Kneed bread
3. Stroke my cat


Name 3 politians you admire (is that possible?)
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CB
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Post by CB »

1. John Major (I've met him and chatted quite a few times and he is NOTHING like his public image - hes very funny. I was NOT surprised when i heard about the whole thing with Edwina Currie...the rascal)

2. Colin Powell (read his autobiography, the guy is inspiring)

3. John Glenn (used to be an astronaut, one of the Mercury 7, one of my all time heroes, became a senator)





List three things you'd do today in this glorious weather if you weren't at work (i'm not at work :P )
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Post by Julia »

1. Go to the beach (ok ok it isn't exactly Barbados but Bournemouth isnt too bad)
2. Cruise in my CC of course (topless!)
3. Sunbathe! 8)

List 3 things you aim to achieve by the end of this year......
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Post by MattB »

Julia, you're not sunbathing topless?

1. Get a pay review (only 2 months late :( )
2. Buy a house
3. Find the meaning of life, the universe and everything

List your three worst sickie excuses...

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Post by paul_y3k »

1 ) sprained ankle cant drive
2) chicken pox
3) grannys funeral (3 times now and still not caught out !)

list 3 things that are in the back of your fridge that really do need a health warning ....
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Post by Julia »

I nominate CB to answer this!
Shame he isn't online
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Post by Duncan »

1. Potatoes (with eyes)

2. Half open jar of anchovies

3. Rhubarb and orange pudding (not old but my mother made it)

name three countries begining with the letter D
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CB
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Post by CB »

1. Denmark

2. Dijibouti

3. Dominica




Name three things on your body you'd change if you could...
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