Big Bother - Where are they now?

[CB]

Well seeing as Big Bother has slipped to Page 2 obscurity, lets see what the housemates are up to now....
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Lyndon: Took the Big Bother experience in his stride. Did the party circuit for a while and is currently enjoying semi-retirement, spending his days gardening and shopping at Millets.

Derek: Still in Scotland, Derek spends his days wandering around town shouting at strangers and pigeons. The whole 'Robbie' experience has left him severely traumatised

Willie: Sits in a rocking chair on his porch, smiling to himself with a long haired cat curled up asleep at his feet.

Frosty: Gave up the booze and became a leader at the local branch of 'Alcoholics Anonymous' in his native Australia. There are a LOT of members...

Sara: Enjoyed brief success as a Page 3 girl before marrying Robbie Williams and now spends her days sipping daiquiri's beside the pool at their Hollywood mansion.

Rob: Trades in dodgy car parts from a lock-up under the railway lines in Deptford. Also to be found hawking his wares on Camden Market.

Simon(Pugsport): Simon slipped through the police dragnet and is somewhere in South America enjoying the fruits of his dodgy business practices. Last seen in Rio.

Rachel: Became a co-presenter on Top Gear and briefly had a fling with her colleague, Jeremy Clarkson, before marrying Prince William...the couple now have 3 children, and her CC is a thing of distant memories.

Speedboy: Became a playboy, bought a yacht, a helicopter and a medium sized Carribean island, then gave it all up to become a Monk. Fondly remembered by the other housemates.

Trung: Currently resides on a park bench in down-town Sydney. Pushes a trolley round with his worldly possesions in and drinks to 'forget' (or so he says....)

Erm: For a short time became a model. For Airfix. Bought his beloved Tottenham Hotspur Football Club, installed himself as manager AND star striker and is currently struggling against relegation from the Ryman League...

Robbie: Became a Hollywood movie star. Has starred in such blockbusters as: 'What a Crock' ; 'Laugh? I Nearly Did' and 'I Know What You Had For Breakfast'. Married Chelsea Clinton, got busted for kerb-crawling, ran for President and is now institutionalized in a secure mental hospital.

Julia: The Big Bother winner...you'll have to wait to hear how SHE got on!..............

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[Erm]

:sad: ronaldo if your out there.......please help us..........

Erm :sad:

[Erm]

oh yeah and i forgot..........

ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Lyndon]

nice one greg

[Matt]

[Julia]

Fantastic Greg!
Was chuckling to myself at the "subtle" comments you put there!

[CB]

Wait til you hear what YOU'VE been up to Julia!!!

[Julia]

Name the price!!!
If it is Dime bar Mcflurries then so be it!!!!

[CB]

[Robbie]

Word has it that Robbie teamed up with a seven foot red indian who threw a water fountain throught the window of the mental instituation. Both were seen running off into the night - towards the direction of Derek's house.




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[Sara]

Not sure about a page 3 girlie



Sara

PS Do you think Greg will dare to show up for the meeting

[Julia]

I am sure if we prize him with McFlurries he will!!!

[Sara]

I think we should set up some stocks and get revenge


Sara

[Pauline]

LMAO @ GregST, and I quietly (for a change) disappeared into obscurity!

[Erm]

Page 3 girl......in what paper is this greg?