Help !!!

paul_y3k · Post by **paul_y3k** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 9:30 pm

ok i've finally sussed shirts out .. now how the hell do you iron duvet covers and dbl sheets ?
yours in a tizz
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Paul Keville · Post by **Paul Keville** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 9:38 pm

Non iron Duvet set from Marks & Spencers. Not cheep but well worth it.
Single Lads throughout the land, buy one now.

Paul Keville · Post by **Paul Keville** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 9:41 pm

Or, get the bird you pulled the nite before to wash and iron it before she leaves, There probably her stains anyway.

Alex LS · Post by **Alex LS** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 9:55 pm

Iron? What's that then?

Paul Keville · Post by **Paul Keville** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 10:11 pm

Put a burn hole in a birds favorite trousers, and you'll never have to use one again.

Did owen have a flutter on 2nites game???????

wheel repair it · Post by **wheel repair it** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 10:15 pm

Paul,

cant beleive u asking this,just get JULIA to do it

blondecruiser · Post by **blondecruiser** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 10:35 pm

LOL it really aint that difficult

stephen T · Post by **stephen T** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 10:52 pm

get a maid.

p.s. i hear the french ones are good

Duncan · Post by **Duncan** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 11:32 pm

We got a laundry fairy.... according to Claire that does all the ironing......Doesn't iron the duvet thought

rob · Post by **rob** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 11:49 pm

Paul dont be a plonker. Use some brain and you will manage it. I do all the ironing of duvets and sheets and shitrts in our house. Hang on, the only thing I dont iron is T-shirts.

Errr hang on, I just called you a plonker, on reflection I think it must be me that is :doh:

but the other idea is good, get Julia around.

paul_y3k · Post by **paul_y3k** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 11:52 pm

for the benefit of everyone and julia's modesty as well. Julia and I are just good friends lol. ok so she offered to iron my shirts once but thats another story

and no I'm not protesting to much

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Wed Jan 22, 2003 10:12 am

The funniest thing is you lot haven't seen my ironing skills!!!

Strangely enough I don't mind ironing. (Digs hole deeper!)

Justin · Post by **Justin** » Wed Jan 22, 2003 10:13 am

I can't believe I'm actually going to answer this with a top tip, but here goes...

Try folding the sheets and duvet cover into halves or quarters before ironing, it makes them easier to manipulate on the ironing board.

paul_y3k · Post by **paul_y3k** » Wed Jan 22, 2003 12:02 pm

sussed it ...
open yellow pages
find ironing services page
phone number
place all clothes in bin bag
give to lady who knocks on door within the hour
go to bed
wake up
answer door to same lady who hands back lots of neatly pressed clothes.
give lady Â£10
everyones a winner !

Burge · Post by **Burge** » Wed Jan 22, 2003 1:02 pm

Blimey do people actually iron stuff that will not be seen in public!!!

Items never ironed include:

Sheets
Duvet covers
Pillowcases
Teatowels
Socks
Pants
T-shirts(if you hang them carefully on the clothes horse they don't need it)
Horse clothes
Tight stretchy clothing such as jodphurs

etc. etc. etc.

Hope my hubby doesn't read this as he irons everything else!!

Burge