why im so tired

[wheel repair it]

NO WONDER!!!!!!

Why I am Tired..........

For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough
sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood
pressure or anything else I could think of.

But now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked.
Here's why: The population of this country is 273 million.

140 million are retired.

That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of this, there are 29 million employed by the government, leaving 19 million
to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces, preoccupied with Policing Iraq or
securing the oil facilities and pipelines for America, whatever.

Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.

Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for county and local
government authorities.

And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000
to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prison.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes.
Nice, real nice...

[Riss]

I like that!!

[Duncan]

Translation please! It's clearly in American

[TheMinel]

273 million in the Uk...... now THAT would be overcrowded......

[thebigkung]

That's Asylum seekers for ya!

Watch out swans! (and that goes for Cyril the Swan, a froum user!)

[CB]

2.8 million are in the armed forces, preoccupied with Policing Iraq or
securing the oil facilities and pipelines for America, whatever.

2.8 million!!!! Where!!! Wish i could have just a few of them to help me out! Did you know that todays RAF would not even fill Old Trafford (fact)

ps Nice one though Pete!!