Dumb warnings

[Jussi]

http://www.dumbwarnings.com/

For example: Japanese GameCube Instruction Manual Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury.

[CB]

I once bought a frisbee to use on the beach. Its "selling point" was that it changed colour from a cream colour to blue when it was warmed up by sunlight. On the packet it showed some children having fun with said frisbee in a swimming pool.
The warning on the box said:

Do not expose this frisbee to bright light or water.

Thought I'd bought one of them Gremlin things. To be safe I never fed my frisbee after midnight either.