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Rapidly becoming a cult classic. This is genuine. There are now 690 reviews for the "Best of david Hasselhoff" album...

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/st ... 91-7858302


Heres a sample review:

The Greatest Album of All Time., June 27, 2003
Reviewer: An Amazon.com Customer from Reading, Berkshire, England.
The intensity of the pleasure you feel as the songs reach their crescendo's is so unreal, it's rediculous. I used to be a fairly typical young man before I first heard this album. Now I have decided to be celibate for the rest of my life, because I do not need anything other than this CD. It completes me.
Every song on this album is spiritually transcendent. I've played this album to all my friends and family, and all of them were moved to a state of excessive emotion which they did not come out of for days. The word genius is an insult to David Hasselhoff, as there was nothing like this kind of music before his emergence. He is a true visionary. Some people are scared by his brilliance and so pretend to hate his music. These people are denying themselves of the greatest feeling ever known to man.
Peace and Love.



Pure liquid lavender shades of sililoquoy..., June 6, 2003
Reviewer: CHRISTOPHER T DALLAS from Sacramento, CA United States
It isn't often that a man recieves such intense aural pleasure.
I believe that Mike Tyson said it best when he said that the track 'Du' was incredibly deep and spiritually if not erotically arrousing.
I have to say that this denim clad karaoke kung-fu master of pop is at the pinnacle of success.
And 'Hot Shot City' is quite good, if not tragic in its obsequiousness.



An eternal debt, May 22, 2003
Reviewer: A music fan from Kiev, Kamkachka
I remember it like it was last Wednesday. Scratch that, last Thursday. I was huddled on the side of a bridge, about to end it all. The police negotiator approached me and insisted "You have so much to live for!"
"No," I replied. "There is nothing. Nothing."
A slight smile flickered on the man's face as he handed me a pair of headphones. And then the moment that shall be engraved in my memory like hieroglyphs on an egyptian tomb -- the sweetest, most joyful sound I had ever heard, emanating from the headphones like a gooey wash of saccharine-enriched honey. "Wha- what *is* this??" I managed to stammer?
"Looking For-Best of David Hasselhoff [IMPORT] ~ David Hasselhoff," the negotiator replied with a chuckle.
I felt unworthy of listening to Mr. Hasslehoff's angelic vocalizations, and I resolved to make myself a better person so I could earn the right to hear his soulful melodies once again. I'm not there yet -- but I will be. I will be.




The song Hot Shot City is particularly good
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