Eastenders spoilers!!!

[Julia]

Tuesday 19 August

Alfie and Spencer are left in a panic when a muddled Nana Moon fails to turn up at bingo. As the Moons become increasingly concerned for her welfare, a frantic search ensues.
Lynne is finding it difficult to live so close to Laura and the baby. She tries to understand Garry’s predicament, but it proves too difficult, so she issues a final ultimatum.
Janine faces widespread criticism over her relationship with Barry, and Tariq realises that he’s gone too far when all the Ferreiras avoid him.

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Thursday 21 August

Wherever he turns, Garry gets grief from the Slaters, which forces him closer to Laura. Nana Moon is still confused and is suspicious of a stranger in the flat. The "stranger" is Kat and so a worried Alfie and Spencer ask her to move out to please Nana.
Phil and Kate return from holiday to an unpleasant surprise. In their absence, Joanne has wreaked her revenge on their home.
Elsewhere, Sharon is having second thoughts about going to America and leaving Dennis in charge, and the power of being laundrette manager goes to Dot's head, leaving Pauline fuming.

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Friday 22 August

Charlie wants his loan back from Billy but, without the money to pay, Billy is tempted by the club safe. Managing to give Charlie the cash, he now has to sort out the deficit at the club and the accountants are due.
Phil, Kate and Louise bunk down at the Vic and the crowded atmosphere does nothing for Nana Moon’s confusion, especially when Sam returns from holiday to stay.
Patrick receives a love letter from a holiday romance and seeks advice from Jim on wooing her via mail, and Dot is convinced that Pauline is jealous of her promotion.

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Monday 25 August

Billy is getting desperate as he struggles to balance the books in Angie’s Den. Realising that he will never make up the money, he injures himself and calls the police, reporting a robbery.
Pauline is thrilled that Martin has become so dedicated to the allotment and, amused, he explains that without his hard work, the place would go to pot. However, his cocky attitude looks set to end as Clive, another allotment worker, discovers the real nature of their crop.
Meanwhile, the Moons and the Mitchells struggle to live in harmony under the roof of the Vic and Pauline and Dot sort out their differences.

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Tuesday 26 August

Martin has the final visit from his probation officer but his mind is on selling his produce. Meanwhile, Clive informs both Derek and the police about the illegal business Martin is running.
There is chaos in the Queen Vic after Nana Moon puts Kate’s wedding plans into the washing machine. With the situation at breaking point, Alfie takes it upon himself to give Dr Leroy a bit of background information on Phil’s dangerous nature.
A shifty Billy convinces the police that a local gang was behind the robbery and Derek and Ash compete for a job.

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Thursday 28 August

Derek tells the police that he is behind the allotment crops and is arrested. As Martin maintains his air of nonchalance, Pauline loses her patience and threatens to tell the police the truth, even if it means Martin heading back to prison.
As the Walford Gazette requests an interview with Billy about the robbery, and Little Mo is excited about his fame, the man himself is feeling guilty. Andy arrives on the scene and lets Billy know that he’s well aware the robbery was a fake, but his silence on the matter comes at a cost.
Nana’s confusion continues to be a concern for Alfie, and Tariq forms a plan to make Ronny jealous.

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Friday 29 August

Billy is feeling increasingly worried about his situation and, unable to cope, confesses all to Kat. Angry and worried about her sister, the Kat pays Andy a visit to confront him about his blackmail.
Pauline pressures Martin to confess all and, while he puts on an appearance of fearlessness about going back inside, he’s terrified and plans to run away.
Barry is excited about a dirty weekend with Janine and, repulsed, she seeks solace with Paul. Dan is convinced that Shirley still likes him but is just playing hard to get, and Kate plans to invite her police friends to the wedding, which is sure to be an interesting prospect for the Mitchells.

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Monday 1 September

Derek prepares himself for a court appearance following his arrest on drugs charges. Pauline asks him if he will lie to protect Martin from another spell in jail but Derek is not sure whether to let him off the hook yet again.
Janine arrives home from her weekend away with Paul to find Barry thrilled about her return. She is forced to promise him a special present while hoping that Paul will rescue her in time.
Kat can’t believe her luck when she receives two-dozen red roses but her excitement dissipates when she discovers that her admirer is not Alfie.

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Tuesday 2 September

Gavin’s music is driving Shirley to distraction and, desperate for sleep, she calls Environmental Health. However, once the representatives have gone, threats from Gavin leave her petrified.
As the wedding plans come together, news arrives from Peggy that she is unable make the big day. Kate is surprised, however, when her father decides to attend, she worries that his career might put him at odds with Phil.
Kat receives a gift but is not interested in the contents, even though it promises a night when she will be treated like a princess. Zoë is finding it hard to relax around Ronny and money goes missing from the stall.

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Thursday 4 September

It’s the night before Phil and Kate’s big day and all the residents of the Square are geared up for the hen and stag nights. The jovial mood of the groom soon evaporates when Geoff, the father of the bride, arrives and he appears the worse for wear, havingdemolished a bottle of whisky on the way. Not content with ruining the stag do, he heads for the hen night looking for Kate.
Meanwhile, Minty ends up bound and gagged instead of the groom but the prank goes wrong when the truck he’s left in drives off into the night.
Elsewhere, Kat receives a diamond-encrusted watch from Andy but, mistakenly thinking it is a fake, and determined not to like his flashy gifts, she throws it in the bin. Zoë confides in Kelly about her predicament with Ronny.

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Friday 5 September

The much-anticipated wedding day finally dawns on the Square and, as Kate and Phil prepare for their nuptials, nothing is running to plan. While Kate is feeling sick with nerves, Phil receives a call from Minty. He is stranded in Edinburgh and the suits and rings are locked in his house.
Meanwhile, Geoff wakes up feeling no happier about the proceedings than the night before, and it looks as though he’s determined that the day won’t run smoothly. However, despite a multitude of problems, the happy couple finally make it to the register office and Kate playfully runs through her vows with her husband-to-be.
As Billy steps in as best man and the rest of Walford celebrates their union, there is a surprise in store. An unwelcome guest decides to put in an appearance at the reception.

[Vanda]

Not watched it for 7 weeks and there are so many names I dont know!

[Erm]

An unwelcome guest decides to put in an appearance at the reception.

enter......... LISA!!!!!!!

[Sara]

and charity bonks cain or is that another soap

Sara

[Derek]

you missed out..................

25 December

Everyone sits down to Christmas dinner

[Vanda]

Dont be daft 'enders is never that simple.....

25th December - Everyone sits down to Christmas dinner, Peggy finds out that Zoe has a genetic disorder making her look much younger than her true age and that she is really (drum roll) Peggys mother. Phil has a heart attack at the thought of Kat Slater being his great grandmother.
Meanwhile Pauline has just watched Martin beat up and rape Barry and still insists than he's just a "Good lad really".
Whilst Alfie opens his chrismas presents nana Moon appears wearing 2 used condoms as earrings and announces her engagement to Ricky Butcher.

[tiranova]

Thanks Julia, that saves me watching it for a while now!!