Bob is sitting in a pub and pulls out a tiny piano and a little guy about a foot tall.The little guy sits down and starts playing the piano beautifully. Joe,on the next bar stool says "That's amazing. Where did you get him?"
Bob says, "Well, I got this magic lamp with a genie inside. He granted me one one wish."
"That's great, could I use it" asks Joe. Bob agrees and hands him the lamp. Joe rubs it and out pops the genie who offers him anything that he wants. He says "I want a million bucks" Suddenly the entire room is filled with quacking ducks. Joe explains, "Hey, I asked for a million bucks not ducks!
Bob explain, "Yes, he is a bit deaf isn't he? You don't really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?!
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