Another joke...

[Julia]

The new American Marine Captain was assigned to a Irish regiment in a remote post in the Lebanese desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.

He asks the Irish Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
"Well, sir," is the nervous reply, "As you know, there are 250 men here and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have...m-m-m....urges. That's why we have the camel, sir."

The American Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but
understand about urges, so the camel can stay." About a month later, the Captain starts having a real problem with his own urges. Crazy with passion, he asks the Irish Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.

Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stands on it, pulls down his pants, and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he is done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the Irish do it?"

"Uh, no sir," the Sergeant replies. "They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."

[Julia]

Cajun Math
A Houston construction site boss was interviewing men for a job, when along came
a Lower Cajun. "I'm not hiring any Cajuns," the foreman thought to himself.
So he made up a test hoping that the Cajun wouldn't be able to answer the
questions and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into an
argument.

"Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers,
represent the number 9."

"Without numbers?" The Cajun says. "Dat is easy," and proceeds to draw three
trees.

"What's this?" the boss asks.

"Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine." says the Cajun.

"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here is your second question. Use the same
rules, but this time the number is 99."

"The Cajun stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has
just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "ere you go."

"The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to
represent 99?"

"Each of da trees is dirty now! So its dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty
tree. Dat is 99."

The boss is getting worried he's going to have to hire this guy, so he says,
"Alright, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."

The Cajun stares into space again, then he picks up the picture again and makes
a little mark at the base of each tree, and says, "Ere you go. One 'hundred."

The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a
hundred."

The Cajun leans forward and points to the marks at the tree bases, and says, "A
little dog come along and crap by each tree, so now you've got dirty tree and a
turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which make one 'hundred.
So when I start?"

[Vanda]

[Derek]