Eastenders spoilers!!!

[Julia]

Thursday 28 August

Derek tells the police that he is behind the allotment crops and is arrested. As Martin maintains his air of nonchalance, Pauline loses her patience and threatens to tell the police the truth, even if it means Martin heading back to prison.
As the Walford Gazette requests an interview with Billy about the robbery, and Little Mo is excited about his fame, the man himself is feeling guilty. Andy arrives on the scene and lets Billy know that he’s well aware the robbery was a fake, but his silence on the matter comes at a cost.
Nana’s confusion continues to be a concern for Alfie, and Tariq forms a plan to make Ronny jealous.

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Friday 29 August

Billy is feeling increasingly worried about his situation and, unable to cope, confesses all to Kat. Angry and worried about her sister, the Kat pays Andy a visit to confront him about his blackmail.
Pauline pressures Martin to confess all and, while he puts on an appearance of fearlessness about going back inside, he’s terrified and plans to run away.
Barry is excited about a dirty weekend with Janine and, repulsed, she seeks solace with Paul. Dan is convinced that Shirley still likes him but is just playing hard to get, and Kate plans to invite her police friends to the wedding, which is sure to be an interesting prospect for the Mitchells.

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Monday 1 September

Derek prepares himself for a court appearance following his arrest on drugs charges. Pauline asks him if he will lie to protect Martin from another spell in jail but Derek is not sure whether to let him off the hook yet again.
Janine arrives home from her weekend away with Paul to find Barry thrilled about her return. She is forced to promise him a special present while hoping that Paul will rescue her in time.
Kat can’t believe her luck when she receives two-dozen red roses but her excitement dissipates when she discovers that her admirer is not Alfie.

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Tuesday 2 September

Gavin’s music is driving Shirley to distraction and, desperate for sleep, she calls Environmental Health. However, once the representatives have gone, threats from Gavin leave her petrified.
As the wedding plans come together, news arrives from Peggy that she is unable make the big day. Kate is surprised, however, when her father decides to attend, she worries that his career might put him at odds with Phil.
Kat receives a gift but is not interested in the contents, even though it promises a night when she will be treated like a princess. Zoë is finding it hard to relax around Ronny and money goes missing from the stall.

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Thursday 4 September

It’s the night before Phil and Kate’s big day and all the residents of the Square are geared up for the hen and stag nights. The jovial mood of the groom soon evaporates when Geoff, the father of the bride, arrives and he appears the worse for wear, havingdemolished a bottle of whisky on the way. Not content with ruining the stag do, he heads for the hen night looking for Kate.
Meanwhile, Minty ends up bound and gagged instead of the groom but the prank goes wrong when the truck he’s left in drives off into the night.
Elsewhere, Kat receives a diamond-encrusted watch from Andy but, mistakenly thinking it is a fake, and determined not to like his flashy gifts, she throws it in the bin. Zoë confides in Kelly about her predicament with Ronny.

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Friday 5 September

The much-anticipated wedding day finally dawns on the Square and, as Kate and Phil prepare for their nuptials, nothing is running to plan. While Kate is feeling sick with nerves, Phil receives a call from Minty. He is stranded in Edinburgh and the suits and rings are locked in his house.
Meanwhile, Geoff wakes up feeling no happier about the proceedings than the night before, and it looks as though he’s determined that the day won’t run smoothly. However, despite a multitude of problems, the happy couple finally make it to the register office and Kate playfully runs through her vows with her husband-to-be.
As Billy steps in as best man and the rest of Walford celebrates their union, there is a surprise in store. An unwelcome guest decides to put in an appearance at the reception.

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Monday 8 September

Phil is forced to reassess his plans in light of Lisa’s shock return. It hardly seems appropriate to disappear off on honeymoon with an ex-wife lurking around the Albert Square.
Kat is disappointed when nothing arrives for her in the post but is later left fuming when she thinks that Andy is using Little Mo to get to her.
Meanwhile, Shirley’s cat disappears and she suspects that Gavin is responsible; Sonia witnesses an accident that brings back painful memories; and Spencer worries about Nana Moon.

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Tuesday 9 September

Spencer suspects an intruder at the Vic but, when Alfie investigates, baseball bat in tow, he finds a bewildered Nana and decides it is time to take some action.
After a confrontation with Lisa in the Vic, Sam comments to Phil that she seems like a different person. Unnerved, he’s reluctant when Kate tries to persuade him to leave Louise with Lisa for an afternoon.
Meanwhile, Sonia becomes attached to the accident victim and Ronny is foolish enough to take advice about Zoë and making women jealous from Tariq.

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Thursday 11 September

Alfie is on edge about Nana when she appears dishevelled. The doctor later arrives to carry out some tests, which she gets upset about, concerned that they are sending her away.
Lisa manages to manipulate Kate in order to persuade Phil that access is a good idea.
Elsewhere, Shirley is forced to take action against Gavin but the authorities seem unable to help, and Andy receives a Slater family welcome in the Queen Vic.

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Friday 12 September

Phil is feeling uneasy about Lisa’s visit but goes ahead with it only when Kate agrees to stay with her. However, Kate goes out to get some milk and, when she returns, both Lisa and Louise have gone.
Elsewhere, Kat tries to get Alfie’s attention but he’s distracted by Nana Moon, and Kat ends up agreeing to a date with Andy in exasperation and in the hope of a reaction. Getting none, she heads off on the date but is prepared to make things difficult for her suave new admirer.
Meanwhile, Kareena wonders what Ash is up to after she hears him congratulating Derek about the job, and Shirley finds the body of her cat inside a carrier bag.

[rob]

if ever you were feeling fed up with life then that little ot just make you feel so lucky

[Greenday]

i couldn't be bother to read it, is anyone going to be beaten up or killed, if not i can't be bothered to watch it

[Dr Feelgood]

Where do you get all of this :

[Greenday]

Julia has lots of time on her hands and an internet connection while at work, need i say more

[Julia]

How do you know that my best mate isn't Phil Mitchell or Nana Moon!?

I have a secret spy who tells me!

[rob]

nah I bet its Kat really. Mind you being as 'blonde' as you are I bet its Little Mo.